A list of puns related to "Tiger Woods"
The golf coast.
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
Chip and pin
He should have picked a different driver.
It was a black/Thai event.
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
But a Tiger Wood!
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise⦠a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders⦠so we have to use logs."
But a Tiger Wood
Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."
We were watching golf and I was talking about about how Tiger Woods used to be my hero.
My Dad responded with, "Aye, now he's the type you never Hear-oh."
Because there was a hole in one.
But a Tiger Wood.
In the Tiger Woods.
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