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But whatever fore?
A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?
Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
My wife: Don't forget tomorrow we're going to the driving range.
Me: I'm sure it'll be a ball.
My family (Canadian) were talking about the PGA and the golfer Dustin Johnson became the subject of discussion. For anyone who doesn't follow golf, Johnson has come under some scrutiny lately for:
Failing drug tests, leading him to withdraw from the PGA tour.
Allegedly cheating on his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky (daughter of the hockey player Wayne Gretzky)
My dad then cracks this one:
"Looks like he's no longer in the PG, eh?"
My team is looking for a name for our coding golf web app. The idea is to solve a problem in as few characters of code as possible and we need a code-golf pun for the brand name. We will credit the user if we choose their pun, of course.
They keep hitting bogeys.
So they can lower their amount of strokes
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Because he's got a hole in one.
Wood ewe bee leaf It?
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
She told me they call her the queen advisor
Well that's just par for the course.
It takes a lot of balls.
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
Not sure if he pulled it off but I know it took a lot of balls to do it.
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
The less strokes you have, the better.
Edit* “What does life and golf have in common” not “...and in common”
All his mini strokes put him above par.
... I found the work oft-putting.
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
But I just can't get into the swing of things
I told him “actually that was a stroke”
He spent too much time in the bunker.
Because my chips are so good.
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
Because its a non contact sport
Just in case I get a hole in one
The par-king space.
He hit an orange slice!
I still have a fairway to go
That's why I don't drink and drive.
Are they just meta-fores?
He got a hole in one
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
Join the club