A list of puns related to "Golf"
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My wife: Don't forget tomorrow we're going to the driving range.
Me: I'm sure it'll be a ball.
My family (Canadian) were talking about the PGA and the golfer Dustin Johnson became the subject of discussion. For anyone who doesn't follow golf, Johnson has come under some scrutiny lately for:
Failing drug tests, leading him to withdraw from the PGA tour.
Allegedly cheating on his girlfriend Paulina Gretzky (daughter of the hockey player Wayne Gretzky)
My dad then cracks this one:
"Looks like he's no longer in the PG, eh?"
My team is looking for a name for our coding golf web app. The idea is to solve a problem in as few characters of code as possible and we need a code-golf pun for the brand name. We will credit the user if we choose their pun, of course.
Happy punning!
They both said they like to watch people drive
I hear it’s subpar..
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
They keep hitting bogeys.
Wife: Porn. You already know how to golf.
So they can lower their amount of strokes
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
Because he's got a hole in one.
Wood ewe bee leaf It?
It takes a lot of balls.
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
The groundskeeper!
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
She told me they call her the queen advisor
Well that's just par for the course.
But I always hearing the commentators saying "He needs to make this faux pas"
Not sure if he pulled it off but I know it took a lot of balls to do it.
The less strokes you have, the better.
Edit* “What does life and golf have in common” not “...and in common”
... I found the work oft-putting.
All his mini strokes put him above par.
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
But I just can't get into the swing of things
I told him “actually that was a stroke”
It would be a shame if they putt me in there.
He spent too much time in the bunker.
Because my chips are so good.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
Just in case I get a hole in one
Because its a non contact sport
The par-king space.
It was a diamond in the rough.
Credit (not quite the same): Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 02, 2020
He hit an orange slice!
I still have a fairway to go
He got a hole in one
That's why I don't drink and drive.
Are they just meta-fores?
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