He really made a mint!
Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
That’s my two scents..
I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.
... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.
But the horse drowned
Because he was horsing a-round.
... But I have seen Yemeni Cricket!
The other six are the Zeroes.
They are in mint condition after all.
Dad: "What are you watching?"
Son: "Marco Polo, it is one of those netflix original series things."
Dad: "So where do they keep the pool?"
Context: watching the netflix series "Marco Polo".
Family rolls eyes and father chuckles.
After she told me the first thing is ask,
"So how do you get the horses in the water?"
Room filled with groans, mission complete
...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.
Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight
[in teeny tiny voice] micro polo
Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"
"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.
So I work at a pizza shop. This middle aged man, typical dad polo shirt, white New Balances, etc... comes in with his wife. They want subs. So my boss is taking their order. She asks him if he wants any cheese on his sub. He responds "yeah, that religious stuff". My boss looks up at him confused and says, "what?". I immediately jump in and say, "Swiss!" My boss looks even more confused. The guy is smirking and says, "yeah, the holy kind!" His wife lets out the biggest groan as him and I crack up. My boss just shook her head and walked away in disgust.
My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"
As my family and I were discussing polo versus water polo. Mom: I feel like water polo would be more difficult to play. Dad: well yeah, the horses keep drowning
My friends dad said this to his sons girlfriend the first time they met.
Girlfriend:I play water polo Dad: Oh, I've always wondered how they got the horses in the pool.
Dad: NervousPooer, you forgot one of your shirts at our house yesterday.
Me: Oh? What shirt was it?
Me: Oh Polo?
"It's a high stakes circumstance... raises hands Not like a t-bone here and a porterhouse over here, though."
Then he proceeded to laugh at his own joke. I also feel obligated to say that he wears a polo shirt with khaki shorts EVERY DAY.