I was reading about the guy that invented Polos

He really made a mint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deffish
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My friends and I like to get together and play polo with our Rams, Challengers, Chargers and Darts...

Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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Old Spice!!! Polo for Men!!!

That’s my two scents..

I hope you are not incensed by the involuntary groan you just made.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I made an abacus using polo mints and a piece of string ...

... it has improved my menthol arithmetic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Polos versus Trebor mints, Polos score! And the whole crowd goes menthol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I used to play water polo

But the horse drowned

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Why did the polo player get kicked off the golf course?

Because he was horsing a-round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajesticSunset7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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There are no Polo teams in Yemen...

... But I have seen Yemeni Cricket!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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My dad, encouraging me after my water polo match defeat, "Son you are one in a million."

The other six are the Zeroes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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My collection of Polos should sell for a decent price

They are in mint condition after all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilBillAndI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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"Marco Polo"

Dad: "What are you watching?"

Son: "Marco Polo, it is one of those netflix original series things."

Dad: "So where do they keep the pool?"

Context: watching the netflix series "Marco Polo".

Family rolls eyes and father chuckles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AniviaReborn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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My friend just started playing water polo

After she told me the first thing is ask,

"So how do you get the horses in the water?"

Room filled with groans, mission complete

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyDogPants
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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Is this a pun?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnomeslayer425
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Some might consider me a genius in a blazer...

...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana_bison
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Hurricane Marco is headed towards land

Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airhogg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Room full of dads
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barbarus623
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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Who discovered the smallest country in the world?

[in teeny tiny voice] micro polo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doodlebytes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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A massacre occurred one day in the town hall....

Everybody wearing Polo, Nike, Ralph Lauren, ect. was killed. After the cops came the they found one survivor and asked him " How'd you survive son?"

"I was wearing under-armor" he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siddis76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Customer dadjoked my boss and I tonight. I loved it. His wife and my boss were not amused.

So I work at a pizza shop. This middle aged man, typical dad polo shirt, white New Balances, etc... comes in with his wife. They want subs. So my boss is taking their order. She asks him if he wants any cheese on his sub. He responds "yeah, that religious stuff". My boss looks up at him confused and says, "what?". I immediately jump in and say, "Swiss!" My boss looks even more confused. The guy is smirking and says, "yeah, the holy kind!" His wife lets out the biggest groan as him and I crack up. My boss just shook her head and walked away in disgust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relytv2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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NASA finally determined what clothes to wear in space!

A polo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bran04Elite
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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Where are candy coins made?

In a polo mint.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Marco...

My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tlkshwhst
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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A dad joke at dinner while discussing sports..

As my family and I were discussing polo versus water polo. Mom: I feel like water polo would be more difficult to play. Dad: well yeah, the horses keep drowning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizzbug96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2013
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Waterpolo

My friends dad said this to his sons girlfriend the first time they met.

Girlfriend:I play water polo Dad: Oh, I've always wondered how they got the horses in the pool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suicidalsnowman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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Forgot a shirt at parent's house

Dad: NervousPooer, you forgot one of your shirts at our house yesterday.

Me: Oh? What shirt was it?

Dad: Hmm...

Me: Oh Polo?

Dad: Marco!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NervousPooer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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My Psych teacher just pulled this one

"It's a high stakes circumstance... raises hands Not like a t-bone here and a porterhouse over here, though."

Then he proceeded to laugh at his own joke. I also feel obligated to say that he wears a polo shirt with khaki shorts EVERY DAY.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheMemories
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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