Customer dadjoked my boss and I tonight. I loved it. His wife and my boss were not amused.

So I work at a pizza shop. This middle aged man, typical dad polo shirt, white New Balances, etc... comes in with his wife. They want subs. So my boss is taking their order. She asks him if he wants any cheese on his sub. He responds "yeah, that religious stuff". My boss looks up at him confused and says, "what?". I immediately jump in and say, "Swiss!" My boss looks even more confused. The guy is smirking and says, "yeah, the holy kind!" His wife lets out the biggest groan as him and I crack up. My boss just shook her head and walked away in disgust.

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📅︎ Jun 01 2014
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Forgot a shirt at parent's house

Dad: NervousPooer, you forgot one of your shirts at our house yesterday.

Me: Oh? What shirt was it?

Dad: Hmm...

Me: Oh Polo?

Dad: Marco!

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📅︎ Dec 05 2014
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My Psych teacher just pulled this one

"It's a high stakes circumstance... raises hands Not like a t-bone here and a porterhouse over here, though."

Then he proceeded to laugh at his own joke. I also feel obligated to say that he wears a polo shirt with khaki shorts EVERY DAY.

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📅︎ Nov 15 2013
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