When I walked outside in my bathrobe, someone told me I looked like a monk.

I told them I wouldn't make it a habit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yrdsl
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My Dad is Gossip Girls

So my dad is usually really quiet and "submissive" right? Like he doesn't do a lot of loud things except find the distance the chicken had to travel to cross the road in a bad dad joke.

Anyway, whenever one of us(a 6 people family) comments about something in a small group of 1-3 people, he's always got all the information. He just... knows. For example(this happened like 10 minutes ago): Me: "Wow, this tea is pretty sweet today." Mom: "well, did you sweeten it?" Me: "I d-" My dad shakes his head. Dad: "No, the person who made the tea added double the amount of sugar you previously added to the jug." Mom: "Who?" And then he points to the bedroom before I can tell my mom who made my glass of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlestheseventh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I was trying to decide whether or not to go to a funeral that I was dreading. I asked myself β€œWhat would Jesus do?”

I was the only one there in sandals and a bathrobe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellzy33
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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