Why doesn’t Santa wear any underwear?

...because he’s Saint Knicker-less!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkfish-online
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was buying the wife some underwear, I asked the shop assistant;

β€œAre these knickers satin?" "No” she said, β€œThey’re brand new...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My wife hates it when I iron her underpants

She always gets her knickers in a twist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spudgun81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one.

But after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided: if she can't hold down a job, she's not for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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