vesticles!!
People are always trying to cover them up.
Dick Van Dyke
They’re bollocks.
A tiny dick-tator.
(I'm a new father, gearing up for future embarrassment)
A rip off.
I was circumcised when I was born and I couldn’t walk for nearly a year. So check your facts.
I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship
Genitals
A male drone bee ejaculates with such force it causes his genitals to explode, resulting in his death.
One such bee, upon learning of this, took a vow of celibacy and swore off sex forever.
When news reached the queen she scoffed and said "How very unbecoming of him."
They can call it "Genital Hospital".
Wife: he's got my ears
Me: he's got my genitals
Very genitally
(Saw this on r/showerthoughts and figured it should be here)
She said, "Be careful, I just had a catheter put in."
"Yes ma'am, I'll be genital."
