Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?
They commit too many fowls
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
What do you call a cop basketball team?
Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
Who's India's favourite basketball player?
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?
Why did the basketball player’s clothes reek?
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
What do you call a spiderman who is a pro at basketball?
Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?
Why was the basketball player arrested.
He was caught dunk driving.
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...
How did Link win the basketball game?
What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?
I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...
She said she'd rather settle out of court.
What do you call basketball in winter?
My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.
Good thing he set the bar so high.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either
How do Mexicans play basketball?
The basketball team came out today
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
i told my friend i was bad at basketball...
i guess you could say im... bad-sketball
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
Why didn’t the fish tryout for basketball?
Because they were afraid of the net.
I play a lot of trash can basketball at work.
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?
If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
Why did the milkman play basketball?
He could always make a half quart.
What do you call a sad basketball player?
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing a basketball game?
My basketball coach loves dogs.
Apparently he has three-pointers.
Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?
So people won’t have troubleshooting.
What do you call a basketball playing pirate?
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they’re always dribbling.
Terrible joke #2 brought to you by my six year old.
Who’s the smallest basketball player of all time?
Why is Cinderella not good at basketball?
Because she always runs away from the ball
Why are the fish afraid of basketball
They're afraid of the net
What do you call a basketball player that always makes mistakes?
what do you call a potato that plays basketball?
thank you everyone
Why was the basketball court so wet?
Because people kept dribbling on it.
The local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it.
All the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway... it's Marsh Madness!
My wife just texted this “mom” joke to me: What’s it called when your college basketball bracket is ruined?
I'm not the type to hog the ball when playing basketball
Did you hear about the basketball player who brought a chicken to the game?
Man, I sucked at my basketball game yesterday...
I really dropped the ball.
What does a Canadian say when he’s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?
I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger, and then it hit me
What do you call a basketball player who's been in the sun for too long?
I got a bunch of basketball ones
Why are windshield wipers so good at basketball? They always get swishes. Why are doctors good at basketball? They make shots. Why are mothers of triplets good at basketball? They can make 3s. Why are software engineers good at basketball ball? They can make screens. Why are pilots bad at basketball? They always travel. Why are roosters bad at basketball? They fowl.
What type of cheese do basketball players eat?
Yesterday, my son thought he could challenge me to a game of basketball. It goes without saying,
what do you call a basketball game between two mexicans?
What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?
What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?
Why doesn't the Houston basketball team have cheerleaders?
Rocketcheering is a federal crime.
Basketball Players are good role models
They're really the kind of people you can look up to
edit: What's the difference between my good-for-nothing son, and a basketball player? A basketball player gets payed to lay up all day.
What do you call a communist basketball tournament?
My dad and I were watching basketball the other day when his dog (Sophie) hopped up onto the couch beside him. He turned to her and said, "Who are you rooting for Sophie? The underDOG??!!!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
What do you call it when a famous basketball player has no children to inherit his money?
Mr. Potato Head went to a basketball game last night.
Why are basketball players good at handling breakups?
Because they can always rebound
What do you call a cow that's good at basketball?
What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?
Where do basketball players go to get their gear?
I was really good at basketball until I started drinking
A really bad Russian basketball player had a free throw so he threw the ball and ...
What kind of cheese do basketball players eat?
Why are muslims so good at playing basketball?
Because their religion says " I slam."
My dad at basketball games
We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.
"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Because they're always dribbling
How do Mexicans play basketball?