Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?

They commit too many fowls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wbarker318
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.

The death was listed as β€œorgan failure”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benyou34
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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What do you call a cop basketball team?

Dunkin Donuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmDieLess
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poogart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Who's India's favourite basketball player?

Stephen Curry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemeJaguar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.

You know, since they're playing without the fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegrnlantern
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?

tosses him a frisbee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roy-Donk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Why did the basketball player’s clothes reek?

He was out of Bounce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucdav14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironicplatypus84
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you call a spiderman who is a pro at basketball?

Kobe maguire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?

Father: the Knicks, son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why was the basketball player arrested.

He was caught dunk driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waldo233
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?

Because they've got hops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazingsword09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...

Must’ve been traveling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosesurgeon12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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How did Link win the basketball game?

He used his hookshot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Averet101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?

Gym sharts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redrickfloats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...

She said she'd rather settle out of court.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What do you call basketball in winter?

Snowballin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sklvn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.

Good thing he set the bar so high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MistaSnowman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!

Though I’ve never played a game either

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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How do Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezrealitic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The basketball team came out today

Good for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emprkp1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?

"Check mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The14thGender
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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i told my friend i was bad at basketball...

i guess you could say im... bad-sketball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepers_yeepers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Why didn’t the fish tryout for basketball?

Because they were afraid of the net.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATalkingLime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I play a lot of trash can basketball at work.

My skills are garbage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bamertz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CluKInCok
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?

Swiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skorge963
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelnpdx
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dealsrop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Why did the milkman play basketball?

He could always make a half quart.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What do you call a sad basketball player?

A bawler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Vipr
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing a basketball game?

Juan on Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/person195
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My basketball coach loves dogs.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerrpSter
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?

So people won’t have troubleshooting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DericAA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do you call a basketball playing pirate?

Shaq Black

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffKaplansMom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because they’re always dribbling.

Terrible joke #2 brought to you by my six year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitchyBeacher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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Who’s the smallest basketball player of all time?

Kobe Bry-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gj2z
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why is Cinderella not good at basketball?

Because she always runs away from the ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosseepoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why are the fish afraid of basketball

They're afraid of the net

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_boyyi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do you call a basketball player that always makes mistakes?

LeWrong James

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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what do you call a potato that plays basketball?

air spud

thank you everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dauseniscool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Why was the basketball court so wet?

Because people kept dribbling on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekMcLeod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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The local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it.

All the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway... it's Marsh Madness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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My wife just texted this β€œmom” joke to me: What’s it called when your college basketball bracket is ruined?

March Sadness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherezad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I'm not the type to hog the ball when playing basketball

...so I'll pass

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Did you hear about the basketball player who brought a chicken to the game?

He fowled out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestOfCheem
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Man, I sucked at my basketball game yesterday...

I really dropped the ball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikin__
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What does a Canadian say when he’s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?

Cob, eh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaccdasnacc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger, and then it hit me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rybear1977
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What do you call a basketball player who's been in the sun for too long?

LeBronze James.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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I got a bunch of basketball ones

Why are windshield wipers so good at basketball? They always get swishes. Why are doctors good at basketball? They make shots. Why are mothers of triplets good at basketball? They can make 3s. Why are software engineers good at basketball ball? They can make screens. Why are pilots bad at basketball? They always travel. Why are roosters bad at basketball? They fowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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[Request] puns about basketball and/or peaches reddit.com/r/weddingplann…
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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What type of cheese do basketball players eat?

SWISH cheese!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beth_DDaniels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Yesterday, my son thought he could challenge me to a game of basketball. It goes without saying,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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what do you call a basketball game between two mexicans?

juan on juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicbeach666
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?

What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?

'H'OOPS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supreeth106
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Why doesn't the Houston basketball team have cheerleaders?

Rocketcheering is a federal crime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_YOUR_PRIORS
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Basketball Players are good role models

They're really the kind of people you can look up to

edit: What's the difference between my good-for-nothing son, and a basketball player? A basketball player gets payed to lay up all day.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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What do you call a communist basketball tournament?

Marx Madness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirloinofbeef610
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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My dad and I were watching basketball the other day when his dog (Sophie) hopped up onto the couch beside him. He turned to her and said, "Who are you rooting for Sophie? The underDOG??!!!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lissylou22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepesilvia189
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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What do you call it when a famous basketball player has no children to inherit his money?

An Heir-ball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eotzuofug
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Mr. Potato Head went to a basketball game last night.

He was a spec-tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Why are basketball players good at handling breakups?

Because they can always rebound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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What do you call a cow that's good at basketball?

Kobe Beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_phtx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Where do basketball players go to get their gear?

....Baller General!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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I was really good at basketball until I started drinking

Beer took my hops.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2015
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A really bad Russian basketball player had a free throw so he threw the ball and ...

got nothin but nyet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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What kind of cheese do basketball players eat?

Swish cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanSmolo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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Why are muslims so good at playing basketball?

Because their religion says " I slam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weather4Cast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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My dad at basketball games

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kweb1023
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2013
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Why are babies so good at basketball?

Because they're always dribbling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Srivera32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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How do Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerbobber5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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