Whoโ€™s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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Why arenโ€™t birds allowed to play basketball?

They commit too many fowls

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My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.

The death was listed as โ€œorgan failureโ€

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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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What do you call a cop basketball team?

Dunkin Donuts.

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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?

tosses him a frisbee

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Who's India's favourite basketball player?

Stephen Curry

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Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.

You know, since they're playing without the fans.

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Why did the basketball playerโ€™s clothes reek?

He was out of Bounce

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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan

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Dad, whoโ€™s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?

Father: the Knicks, son.

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Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?

Because they've got hops

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I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...

Mustโ€™ve been traveling.

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Why was the basketball player arrested.

He was caught dunk driving.

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How did Link win the basketball game?

He used his hookshot

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What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?

Gym sharts

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I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...

She said she'd rather settle out of court.

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What do you call basketball in winter?

Snowballinโ€™

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My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.

Good thing he set the bar so high.

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Iโ€™ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!

Though Iโ€™ve never played a game either

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How do Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?

"Check mate"

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The basketball team came out today

Good for them

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My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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i told my friend i was bad at basketball...

i guess you could say im... bad-sketball

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Why didnโ€™t the fish tryout for basketball?

Because they were afraid of the net.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?

Swiss

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I play a lot of trash can basketball at work.

My skills are garbage.

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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldnโ€™t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
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Why did the milkman play basketball?

He could always make a half quart.

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What do you call a sad basketball player?

A bawler

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing a basketball game?

Juan on Juan.

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My basketball coach loves dogs.

Apparently he has three-pointers.

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Why does every tech company have a basketball hoop in the parking lot?

So people wonโ€™t have troubleshooting.

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Why are basketball players messy eaters?

Because theyโ€™re always dribbling.

Terrible joke #2 brought to you by my six year old.

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Why is Cinderella not good at basketball?

Because she always runs away from the ball

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What do you call a basketball playing pirate?

Shaq Black

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What do you call a basketball player that always makes mistakes?

LeWrong James

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Whoโ€™s the smallest basketball player of all time?

Kobe Bry-ant

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Why are the fish afraid of basketball

They're afraid of the net

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what do you call a potato that plays basketball?

air spud

thank you everyone

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Why was the basketball court so wet?

Because people kept dribbling on it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball ?

Juan on Juan ๐Ÿ˜‚

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The local basketball gymnasium flooded months ago, but our town did nothing about it.

All the kids are trying to play tournament games anyway... it's Marsh Madness!

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My wife just texted this โ€œmomโ€ joke to me: Whatโ€™s it called when your college basketball bracket is ruined?

March Sadness.

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I'm not the type to hog the ball when playing basketball

...so I'll pass

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What does a Canadian say when heโ€™s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?

Cob, eh.

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Man, I sucked at my basketball game yesterday...

I really dropped the ball.

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I was wondering why the basketball was getting bigger, and then it hit me
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What do you call a basketball player who's been in the sun for too long?

LeBronze James.

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What type of cheese do basketball players eat?

SWISH cheese!

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[Request] puns about basketball and/or peaches reddit.com/r/weddingplannโ€ฆ
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I got a bunch of basketball ones

Why are windshield wipers so good at basketball? They always get swishes. Why are doctors good at basketball? They make shots. Why are mothers of triplets good at basketball? They can make 3s. Why are software engineers good at basketball ball? They can make screens. Why are pilots bad at basketball? They always travel. Why are roosters bad at basketball? They fowl.

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Yesterday, my son thought he could challenge me to a game of basketball. It goes without saying,
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what do you call a basketball game between two mexicans?

juan on juan

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What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?

What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?

'H'OOPS!

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Why doesn't the Houston basketball team have cheerleaders?

Rocketcheering is a federal crime.

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What do you call a communist basketball tournament?

Marx Madness

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Basketball Players are good role models

They're really the kind of people you can look up to

edit: What's the difference between my good-for-nothing son, and a basketball player? A basketball player gets payed to lay up all day.

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My dad and I were watching basketball the other day when his dog (Sophie) hopped up onto the couch beside him. He turned to her and said, "Who are you rooting for Sophie? The underDOG??!!!"
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What do you call it when a famous basketball player has no children to inherit his money?

An Heir-ball

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Mr. Potato Head went to a basketball game last night.

He was a spec-tater.

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Why are basketball players good at handling breakups?

Because they can always rebound

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What do you call a cow that's good at basketball?

Kobe Beef

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What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?

A fragrant foul

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Where do basketball players go to get their gear?

....Baller General!

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I was really good at basketball until I started drinking

Beer took my hops.

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What kind of cheese do basketball players eat?

Swish cheese.

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A really bad Russian basketball player had a free throw so he threw the ball and ...

got nothin but nyet.

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Why are muslims so good at playing basketball?

Because their religion says " I slam."

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My dad at basketball games

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

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Why are babies so good at basketball?

Because they're always dribbling

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[Basketball] What NBA team has the brightest potential ?

The Phoenix Suns

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Mexican basketball is played...

juan on juan

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How do Mexicans play basketball?

Juan on Juan

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

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