Basketball Game Puns

He kept calling fowls

Sky rim

Dead center.

The death was listed as “organ failure”

He used his hookshot

Though I’ve never played a game either

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

Juan on Juan.

I really dropped the ball.

He was a spec-tater.

We were at a basketball game where our team was taking on the University of Niagara. Our team was dominating and my dad leans over and goes.

"I wonder if we would have played Viagra instead of Niagara the competition would have been a little stiffer."

The announcer: "The men in White are Ohio State, and the men in Red are Dayton."

My dad: "Are we sure they're Dayton, or are they just Talkin'?"

So after the game we took the elevator to get out of the stadium. They have an Elevator attendant who has their own personal tv to watch the game. I said this to my dad.

Me- That would be a great job to have.

My Dad- the job has its ups and downs.

Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes?

Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot.

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

juan on juan