People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation
Because they can't Travel.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?
I think his first name is Dan.
They say heโs Head & Shoulders above the competition...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad...
I told her she's mixing apples and oranges.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why are cats so bad as basketball?
They shoot too many hair balls.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
1-1 basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1-1 in basketball?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What does the cheese say when it shoots a basketball?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Whoโs the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!
He's always doing things the Hardaway
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Why arenโt birds allowed to play basketball?
They commit too many fowls
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︎ May 22 2020
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as โorgan failureโ
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︎ May 03 2020
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
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︎ May 22 2020
Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?
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︎ May 27 2020
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Who's India's favourite basketball player?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...
Mustโve been traveling.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Dad, whoโs the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
How did Link win the basketball game?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Why was the basketball player arrested.
He was caught dunk driving.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...
She said she'd rather settle out of court.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Iโve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though Iโve never played a game either
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︎ Jul 07 2019
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
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︎ May 19 2019
My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.
Good thing he set the bar so high.
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︎ Oct 04 2019
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Why didnโt the fish tryout for basketball?
Because they were afraid of the net.
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︎ Apr 22 2019
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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︎ Apr 01 2019
The basketball team came out today
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︎ Aug 24 2019
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldnโt the entire visiting team be disqualified?
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︎ May 25 2019
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