People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.

Everyone on there says they love traveling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OmeletteAuFromage_
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Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?

Hoosier daddy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mycorona69
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I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico

It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/givemeyoursacc
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The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...

Dead center.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation

Because they can't Travel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/deadsea29
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Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?

I think his first name is Dan.

They say heโ€™s Head & Shoulders above the competition...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bjangles9
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My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad...

I told her she's mixing apples and oranges.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/onetwopi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Why are cats so bad as basketball?

They shoot too many hair balls.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JournalofFailure
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1-1 basketball

What do you call two Mexicans playing 1-1 in basketball?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/reddituser1a
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Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?

Me: I took a stab in the Dirk

Friend: Oh God nooooo!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/savedbytheb3l1
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What does the cheese say when it shoots a basketball?

COLBY!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StitchNScratch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Whoโ€™s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sid-16
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My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!

He's always doing things the Hardaway

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FullSass
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Why arenโ€™t birds allowed to play basketball?

They commit too many fowls

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wbarker318
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/timeforclock
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My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.

The death was listed as โ€œorgan failureโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/benyou34
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kickypie
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?

tosses him a frisbee

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Roy-Donk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?

Scottie Slippen

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NateTheSimpleOne
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?

It LeBronzed James

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/poogart
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Who's India's favourite basketball player?

Stephen Curry

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MemeJaguar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?

Michael Gourdan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ironicplatypus84
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.

You know, since they're playing without the fans.

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I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...

Mustโ€™ve been traveling.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/moosesurgeon12
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?

Because they've got hops

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/blazingsword09
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Dad, whoโ€™s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?

Father: the Knicks, son.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/franz-hanz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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How did Link win the basketball game?

He used his hookshot

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Averet101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why was the basketball player arrested.

He was caught dunk driving.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Waldo233
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?

Gym sharts

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/redrickfloats
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...

She said she'd rather settle out of court.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Iโ€™ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!

Though Iโ€™ve never played a game either

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/johnjohneujohathan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?

"Check mate"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The14thGender
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My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.

Good thing he set the bar so high.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MistaSnowman
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My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.

Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why didnโ€™t the fish tryout for basketball?

Because they were afraid of the net.

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A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CluKInCok
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The basketball team came out today

Good for them

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Emprkp1
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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dealsrop
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/randomredditor512
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What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?

Swiss

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skorge963
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If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldnโ€™t the entire visiting team be disqualified?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/michaelnpdx
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