People on Tinder must be terrible at basketball.
Everyone on there says they love traveling.
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
I went to see a basketball tournament in Mexico
It was all fun and games until it became Juan on Juan.
The tall guy who tips off the ball to start basketball games was found deceased at mid-court...
I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation
Because they can't Travel.
Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
My wife asked if I wanted to play basketball or make fruit salad...
I told her she's mixing apples and oranges.
Why are cats so bad as basketball?
They shoot too many hair balls.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1-1 in basketball?
Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
What does the cheese say when it shoots a basketball?
Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!
He's always doing things the Hardaway
Why aren’t birds allowed to play basketball?
They commit too many fowls
Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.
Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
Hey, Flatearther, wanna play basketball?
Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
Who's India's favourite basketball player?
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
Dad, who’s the 37th presidents favorite basketball team?
How did Link win the basketball game?
Why was the basketball player arrested.
He was caught dunk driving.
What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?
I showed my new wife our new home, a basketball playing arena...
She said she'd rather settle out of court.
I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!
Though I’ve never played a game either
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.
Good thing he set the bar so high.
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
Why didn’t the fish tryout for basketball?
Because they were afraid of the net.
A fruit-based basketball team, digital, [OC]
The basketball team came out today
What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?
If traveling is a violation in basketball then shouldn’t the entire visiting team be disqualified?