What do you call a basketball player with allergies?
Why do basketball players wear bibs?
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
Anyone heard of that basketball player... Druff or something?
I think his first name is Dan.
They say he’s Head & Shoulders above the competition...
I feel sorry for basketball players who can't go on vacation
Because they can't Travel.
Friend: How'd you know my favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowitski?
Me: I took a stab in the Dirk
Friend: Oh God nooooo!
Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?
My dad was an organ player at basketball games, one time something got stuck on the organ and it made such a loud sound he sadly died.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
My friend Tim the basketball player is so stubborn!
He's always doing things the Hardaway
What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?
You're going to have to ci-tris one out.
Did you hear about the basketball player who tried to shoot hoops on a hockey rink?
What did french tanning cream do to a famous basketball player?
Is anyone else worried about all these basketball players overheating during the NCAA tournament.
You know, since they're playing without the fans.
Why does every retired basketball players open a brewery?
Why was the basketball player arrested.
He was caught dunk driving.
What does the Basketball player with ibs wear?
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
My buddy opened a tavern for basketball players, and there are already imitators.
Good thing he set the bar so high.
Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Because they’re always dribbling.
Terrible joke #2 brought to you by my six year old.
What do you call a sad basketball player?
What do you call a basketball player that always makes mistakes?
What type of cheese do basketball players eat?
Who’s the smallest basketball player of all time?
What do you call a basketball player who's been in the sun for too long?
What did the basketball player say when his throw did not go into the basket?
What did the basketball player say when his shot did not go in?
'H'OOPS!
Basketball Players are good role models
They're really the kind of people you can look up to
edit: What's the difference between my good-for-nothing son, and a basketball player? A basketball player gets payed to lay up all day.
Why are basketball players good at handling breakups?
Because they can always rebound
What call did the ref make when the basketball player smelled?
A really bad Russian basketball player had a free throw so he threw the ball and ...
Where do basketball players go to get their gear?
In Israel, when a basketball player makes a shot without hitting the backboard or the rim, it's traditional to have some chocolate drink.
It's called "Nothing but Netanyahu".
What's a basketball players favourite snack?
What kind of cheese do basketball players eat?
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