Athletes get athlete's foot. What do astronauts get?
Did you know athlete’s foot is only in the US?
The rest of the world calls it athlete’s meter
As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes up high.
That way, I can keep a low pro file.
What do you call a world class athlete who injuries their leg?
What is it called when an athlete lowers the bar...
Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?
They were tired of hitting their head
We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
What do athletes wear during winter?
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
What's an athlete's favorite food?
I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot
I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.
Why don’t athletes like traveling by train?
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
If an athlete tears their ACL,
They’ll probably kneed surgery.
Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes
He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
He’s been undie-feeted ever since.
Why are athletes so cool?
What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?
Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I haven’t heard from her in a while.
I guess Lorraine’s down in Africa.
What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?
I told my friend, “You should take care of your athlete’s foot.”
He said, “That’s what makes me a fun guy.”
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
What do you call athletes in France?
What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?
My friend is a collegiate athlete. She said she wanted to quit swimming.
I said, "That's fine but please be careful. If you quit swimming at the wrong time, you could die."
Which athletes keep the warmest in the winter?
Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?
Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.
NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM
Picked up a mild case of athlete's foot
But I treated it before it got a toe hold.
Wife's eyes almost rolled over completely when I laid that one on her.
Why did the athlete decapitate the other athlete?
To get ahead (a head) of the competition
Why did the occasional athlete run between clocks?
Because he only exercised from time to time.
What do you call a world class athlete who injures their leg?
If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
If athletes get althlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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