I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
Will all the athletes at the 2020 Olympics.....
......be required to have perfect eyesight?
Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?
If an athlete tears their ACL,
They’ll probably kneed surgery.
An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes
He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
He’s been undie-feeted ever since.
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
What athlete can jump higher than a building
Everyone can buildings cant jump
What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?
Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.
Why are athletes so cool?
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I haven’t heard from her in a while.
I guess Lorraine’s down in Africa.
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
What do you call athletes in France?
I told my friend, “You should take care of your athlete’s foot.”
He said, “That’s what makes me a fun guy.”
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?
Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?
Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.
Which athletes keep the warmest in the winter?
If athletes get althlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?
My friend is a collegiate athlete. She said she wanted to quit swimming.
I said, "That's fine but please be careful. If you quit swimming at the wrong time, you could die."
NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.
Picked up a mild case of athlete's foot
But I treated it before it got a toe hold.
Wife's eyes almost rolled over completely when I laid that one on her.
Why did the occasional athlete run between clocks?
Because he only exercised from time to time.
The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
Teacher dadjoked an athlete
The girl plays softball and had recently jad a game so he was talking to her about it:
Teacher: So what position do you play?
Student: I play first and second base and right field.
Teacher: Wow you must be really fast to play all of those positions in a game
Confusion and groans ring out among the students surrounding her and they proceed to stare at me as I chuckle in my seat.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?