I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
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What do athletes wear during winter?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Potential storage loft for salaried athletesβ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What's an athlete's favorite food?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Why donβt athletes like traveling by train?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.
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︎ May 11 2020
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
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︎ May 25 2020
If athletes get athleteβs foot then what do astronauts get?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
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︎ Feb 06 2020
If an athlete tears their ACL,
Theyβll probably kneed surgery.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes
He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
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︎ Jul 17 2019
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
Heβs been undie-feeted ever since.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
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︎ Oct 02 2018
Why are athletes so cool?
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︎ Jun 21 2019
What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?
Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
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︎ Jul 17 2018
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think heβs just taking the piss.....
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︎ Feb 10 2019
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
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︎ Sep 30 2017
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
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︎ Jul 24 2018
If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
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︎ Feb 10 2018
About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I havenβt heard from her in a while.
I guess Lorraineβs down in Africa.
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︎ Nov 21 2018
I told my friend, βYou should take care of your athleteβs foot.β
He said, βThatβs what makes me a fun guy.β
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?
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︎ Dec 13 2017
What do you call athletes in France?
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︎ Sep 20 2018
Which athletes keep the warmest in the winter?
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︎ Nov 11 2017
Who's the most famous Rasta athlete?
Tom Braidy! I'm sorry, that was dreadful.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
What do you call an Irish athlete with erectile dysfunction?
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︎ Aug 23 2016
My friend is a collegiate athlete. She said she wanted to quit swimming.
I said, "That's fine but please be careful. If you quit swimming at the wrong time, you could die."
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︎ Apr 23 2016
NFL Bad Joke Telling: All the Classic DadJokes and with Athletes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqxBFY-M1KM
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︎ Feb 27 2017
Picked up a mild case of athlete's foot
But I treated it before it got a toe hold.
Wife's eyes almost rolled over completely when I laid that one on her.
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︎ Oct 09 2016
Why did the occasional athlete run between clocks?
Because he only exercised from time to time.
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︎ Mar 13 2016
The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
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︎ Aug 24 2015
Teacher dadjoked an athlete
The girl plays softball and had recently jad a game so he was talking to her about it:
Teacher: So what position do you play?
Student: I play first and second base and right field.
Teacher: Wow you must be really fast to play all of those positions in a game
Confusion and groans ring out among the students surrounding her and they proceed to stare at me as I chuckle in my seat.
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︎ Mar 30 2014
If athletes get athleteβs foot, what do astronauts get?
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︎ Dec 18 2018
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
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︎ Feb 11 2018
If athletes get althlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
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