Contestant Puns

Who wants to beat a million bears.

“I’m not worried about her, she is a lightweight.”

I guess you could say the steaks were high

'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.

These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.

It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.

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I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.

but in the end it was a tie.

Europe next.

The quiz show round was to name famous people named 'Roger'. One of the clues was 'Swiss tennis layer who won 17 Grand Slam titles between 2003 and 2012'. The male contestant guessing the names was very camp and when he guessed the name my Dad commented "I bet he'd like to Roger Federer".

"Wow, they must not wipe well."

Contestant was unable to solve the last puzzle:

_ _ T I C I _ _ (Occupation)

As the answer is revealed, Pat says:

OPTICIAN... You didn't see that coming, huh?

I'll call it Popeyedol.

It ended in a draw.

No pun in ten did

Poor guy didn’t come anywhere.

I was a lemonaded

It gives me a leg up on the competition.

But no pun in ten did.

A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!

The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.

The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.

The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.

The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"

It was quite the competion, to say the least.

But it'd cost me an arm and a leg.

The judges said my entry was the best of all thyme.

That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

It was a Nice try tho.

Close, but no cigar.

Lord of the Wrings.

You cannot brie serious

as it ended in a draw.

The dog came third.

His dad says, "That's a pretty low bar."

...always came from Earth ?

and he was disqualified from the limbo contest."

"Well prayed"

Turns out, I've got atrophy

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

Purrfection

..hope I pull it off.

The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.

But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

They were quite MEADiocre

I mean, how low can you go?

It was a krauted field.

1. alright
2. alright
3. alright
4. alright
5. alright
6. alright
7. alright
8. alright
9. alright
10. absoutely briliant

But no pun in ten did.

I got turd place

"Well prayed"

No pun in ten did.

I hoped one would win, but no pun in ten did.