Cops just arrested a protester throwing flowers...
they deemed it an act of Violets.
I went to buy some fruit today but the store was mobbed with protesters.
Portland police are claiming protesters have blown up the courthouse toilets...
Apparently... They have nothing to go on at this time
They are discussing bringing in fruit to use against the protesters!
Next wave of enforcement will be Apricops
To all the protesters holding up the "I need a haircut" signs, we should all be yelling...
Way too many protesters around.
Maybe we should invest in some amateur testers.
What did Putin say to the Ukrainian protesters?
Anti-abstinence only sexual education protester
I had my toes medically removed to protest all forms of hate.
I lack toes in tolerance.
What is the difference between a Protestant & a Catholic church?
A Catholic church is full of gild!
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
Massive protest spread across Madrid earlier today to protest the nation's Supreme Court ruling that bans tattoos.
Nobody accepts the Spanish ink decision.
All these protests....
I get being anti-homework but how can you be pro-tests?
Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?
... so they can beat the crowds!
Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)
I had so many rats for the science experiment, I had to assign them letters of the alphabet.
One of them protested, but he was just being a B rat.
Why did the conductor get arrested at the protest?
For trying to incite violins
What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
Why do police get to riots early?
The man stood up after a rousing speech, took a bow and marched out triumphantly.
He was protesting against violins in schools.
I don’t think protesting works.
My whole life I’ve seen “END ROAD WORK” signs, but they keep working on roads.
Why do the police show up early to peaceful protest?
They like to beat the crowds.
Most protestants are dog people
...they don't like cat licks.
Tomorrow there will be a protest about fairy bread
The police are expecting hundreds and thousands
In the early 1900's, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines.
I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.
My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...
Did you hear about LEGO mini figures protesting?
So there was a protest the other day. Someone told a joke, and nobody could stop laughing. It was a riot.
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
Protestant hits tear gas back
My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...
That took a lot of balls.
In protest of these lockdowns...
I wont be getting my hair cut until they're lifted!
The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.
They charged one, and lit the other off.
My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.
In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.
Did you hear about the Geese protesting?
Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.
They organized a shit-in.
The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors
This doesn't reflect well on the protestors
Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
To protest the Unagi Ration.
Many people protested the shutdown.
But soon, the resistance died out.
One of my friends recently told me he’s bored and looking for a fun new hobby. I suggested getting involved in political protesting.
I hired a group of protestant religious sect members to haul my furniture to my new house...
They were movers and Shakers.
A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest
Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
Some people in my town were protesting by transplanting the courthouse lawn...
It was a grassroots movement.
You know what would be funny? A large group of people protesting, getting into fights with police and destroying property.
My friend Dante was a big fan of PETA, but then decided to protest against them.
Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?
Because they like to beat the crowd.
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