Protest Puns

A list of puns related to "Protest"

Why do riot police arrive early to the protests?

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

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👤︎ u/Row199
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why do the police show up early to peaceful protest?

They like to beat the crowds.

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👤︎ u/bigbackclock69
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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My friend dumped a five hundred pound load of pig intestines on his boss's desk in protest...

That took a lot of guts!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Tomorrow there will be a protest about fairy bread

The police are expecting hundreds and thousands

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👤︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest

But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity

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👤︎ u/DearGrocery
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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In the early 1900's, a number of protests arose because of employment of children in coal mines.

I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.

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👤︎ u/poison_us
📅︎ Apr 26 2020
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So there was a protest the other day. Someone told a joke, and nobody could stop laughing. It was a riot.
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👤︎ u/sK197666
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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My brother, the pro baseball pitcher, told me about the time he intentionally walked every player on the opposing team as a protest against unfairness in life...

That took a lot of balls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 20 2020
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The police arrested two kids yesterday during a protest. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating firecrackers.

They charged one, and lit the other off.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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In protest of these lockdowns...

I wont be getting my hair cut until they're lifted!

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👤︎ u/Screamimgmonkey
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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My orchestra buddy wanted to bring his fiddle to a protest. I told him not to.

In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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The #1 item pickpocketed during last months protests were mirrors

This doesn't reflect well on the protestors

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Why did the police drive to the protest early? /r/Jokes/comments/gvvudx/…
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👤︎ u/Mickets
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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A blind man was hit with sign at my local protest

He didn't see it coming

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👤︎ u/PaddleRoon
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

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👤︎ u/dg_zano
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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All these lockdown protests can't help but make me think....

....we need a plague.

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👤︎ u/StateOfContusion
📅︎ May 05 2020
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My friend Dante was a big fan of PETA, but then decided to protest against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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A bunch of grains got together to protest.

It was a real rye-ot.

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👤︎ u/thelionmermaid
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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Lady Godiva rode nude though Coventry to protest taxes.

It's the naked truth.

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👤︎ u/Couldbeurmom
📅︎ May 05 2019
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A person who protests against gay rights is very...

straightforward.

Sorry, the door's locked.

Edit 1: 86 upvotes - by far the most I've ever had. Either this was just super clever or I need to post more.

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👤︎ u/TheRealClyde1
📅︎ May 19 2015
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What did I do when my co-workers at the candy factory staged a strike to protest the commercialization of Easter Sunday?

I didn't make a Peep.

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👤︎ u/MC_Bankrupt
📅︎ Jan 13 2018
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Why did the BLM protest break into the bakery?

They heard they have a lot of WHITE POWdER

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👤︎ u/neosanimum
📅︎ Jan 18 2017
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What do you call it when a bunch of tentacled sea creatures protest the financial industry?

Octopi Wall Street

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Nov 15 2017
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I see these protest signs everywhere. I don't think they're working

Maybe they should change their message

My dad says this all the time. Still never gets old. We live in Illinois so this is like our state motto.

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👤︎ u/the_starship
📅︎ Dec 31 2014
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Why do the riot police always arrive early to protests?

Because they like to beat the crowd.

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👤︎ u/multiplesofpie
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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My friend Dante was a big PETA fan, but suddenly decided to protest against them.

Dante’s in fur now.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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