Protest! Puns

Well, it’s black and white.

I get being anti-homework but how can you be pro-tests?

For trying to incite violins

... so they can beat the crowds!

Edit: Wow, this is now my second highest upvoted post ever, and it's not even my own joke! Totally should have credited the video I saw this in: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/h8btkp/protester_has_a_joke_for_the_police_officers/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Thanks for the laughs and great comment threads, Reddit :)

They like to beat the crowds.

That took a lot of guts!

The police are expecting hundreds and thousands

I suppose you could say the owners had a minor minor miner problem.

That took a lot of balls.

I wont be getting my hair cut until they're lifted!

They charged one, and lit the other off.

In a peaceful protest, there's no need for violins.

This doesn't reflect well on the protestors

He didn't see it coming

You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran

Dante’s in fur now.

It was a real rye-ot.

It's the naked truth.

straightforward.

Sorry, the door's locked.

Edit 1: 86 upvotes - by far the most I've ever had. Either this was just super clever or I need to post more.

They heard they have a lot of WHITE POWdER

I didn't make a Peep.

Octopi Wall Street

Maybe they should change their message

My dad says this all the time. Still never gets old. We live in Illinois so this is like our state motto.

Because they like to beat the crowd.

Dante’s in fur now.