Did you hear about the guys that got drunk at a Trump rally last night?

They kept chanting β€œFOUR MORE BEERS!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...

"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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You rally did mist
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrValdez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...

No one should ever have unprotected sects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Illustrations like these are gene-rally ill-conceived eggsagerations
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mehssie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Ok guys. Time to rally together to help a fellow new dad out. I’m MCing a wedding and need the worst of the worst wedding themed dad jokes you have to offer.

Sorry I’m advance if this isn’t allowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derkus19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I’m rally tired, I think this might be a
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πŸ‘€︎ u/k1llerwale42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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All donkeys of the world gathered in a rally and demanded a seperate nation for donkeys

The leader donkey got shot and killed.

Ass-as-a-nation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I Thought I Signed Up For The Prostate Rally

I was surprised that everyone was wearing patriotic gear there instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VengefulVendetta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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You know what rally ticks me off?

Lyme Disease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DP3rry089
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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A tree rallied political rallies, what was he arrested for?

Treason

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NboyMedia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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My wife blames me for getting verbally abused when she went to an animal rights rally in bobington.

She must have thought I said 'wear the fox hat'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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I mean. He’s not wrong
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.

I mean, just generally speaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBooRadley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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Feminism

When Chuck Norris attends a feminist rally he comes back with his shirt ironed. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogwair
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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From my 9 year old son's shower thoughts

Mario Kart is a rally hard game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrispeefeart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you drink while watching the lizards that live in the middle of tennis courts race their cars over rough terrain?

Net newt rally tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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My boss made a good dad joke today...

So there I was working on a small project; I make signs and was working on something for a local election candidate. The client wanted small plastic fans with a pic of her on sticks for her upcoming rally. 300 of them. Our plotter wasn't able to trace them out so I'm hand cutting 300 plastic pieces. My boss walks in, and I say "Man this is gonna take all day." and he replies "Well, looks like you got your work cut out for you today." And walks off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jin_Gitaxias
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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A rather long dad joke

A few years ago, there was a series of murders that seemed completely independent from one another, aside from two similarities. Each of the victims had received an e-mail the day prior that was typed in all caps, and contained a joke, with the punchline being a play on words. The victims also all had felony convictions. In light of the second fact, many people felt that the murderers were doing a service to the public. Many others disagreed, however, and those against the murders all rallied under the same slogan: End Capital Punishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2017
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Watching movies with my Dad.

Watching war movies with my Dad, especially war movies can be a drag sometimes.

For example:

Guy on TV - FIRE AT WILL! Dad - Which one is Will?

Or

If there is supposed to be a large rally or army and there are only a few people there, he will say

"There are literally dozens of them!"

And every time he chuckles to his own jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mybodyisreadyyo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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