Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.
Almost nothing wood work.
I’ve finally come up with a chronology joke.
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos
But I never managed to put a set together.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...
But this is as close as I could get.
There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk
One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.
The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.
I toiled for hours trying to come up with a good joke about airplanes.
In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.
When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...
When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)
I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...
I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible
When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket
I chose Mask It or Casket
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution
I pulled a muscle while trying to come up with some synonyms.
I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet
Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks
I'm trying to come up with a good tree pun
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.
But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.
Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down
I’m gonna call it a night
What’s the best pun you can come up with the word “pelican” ?
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?
I went to ask my daughter:
Where do you park when you visit the moon?
(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)
But straight faced she replies:
Anywhere you can find space.
Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....
Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.
When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
It’s called Tailor Swift.
Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?
I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.
How did the French come up with the word for egg?
Someone accidentally dropped one!
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.
But this is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.
This is as close as I could get.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing
But this is as close as I could get
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?
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