Help me come up with puns which include the name Todd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jahmelie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.

Almost nothing wood work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I’ve finally come up with a chronology joke.

It’s about time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yorkshirenation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.

It's called Stuckhome syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Major_Cupcake
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..

Auntie climb attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I was trying come up with a series of jokes about Legos

But I never managed to put a set together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jprime84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing...

But this is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gaaraloveless
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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There’s two old men sitting on their front porch when a dog comes up and starts licking it’s junk

One of the old men goes, man I wish I could do that.

The other says, you can’t do that. That dog’ll bite you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozeneskimo02
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I toiled for hours trying to come up with a good joke about airplanes.

In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Venomenace
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...

It becomes tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Love_and_Poop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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It took me over 6 months to come up with a joke about calendars and clocks.

It's about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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When my son was born, I was struggling to come up with a name, so I asked a nurse for a cuppa tea...

When she got back, I asked how warm it is. She replied back with "Luke warm". And that is how earl gray got his name. (Not sure if this one is a dad joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peppapig34
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I was tasked to come up with a great pun for a new launch of Microsoft Office, I thought I’d come up with a great one.

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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I was told to come up with a pun about my surroundings...

I was sitting down, so all the puns I thought of were chairrible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stalnoypirat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I was hired to come up with a slogan for 2020 that is just as catchy as Click It or Ticket

I chose Mask It or Casket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesktopMageTV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive

Butt willy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josuhataylor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I know Reddit has servers that all of our jokes are stored in, but I’ve come up with a better solution

I call it a Dad-a-Base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I pulled a muscle while trying to come up with some synonyms.

Now I’m thesorest...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet

Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I'm trying to come up with a good tree pun

But I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs

Number 3 will shock you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkRar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.

But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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Somebody should come up with a name for when the sun goes down

I’m gonna call it a night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What’s the best pun you can come up with the word β€œpelican” ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogefighter232
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.

It’s a Pierre to Pierre network.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.

But so far, I'm stumped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WulliesTime
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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A Chihuahua and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink, when a good-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Bulldog says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up? It becomes daytrogen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Ever have your kid come up with a better punchline than your original?

I went to ask my daughter:

Where do you park when you visit the moon?

(Originally I was gonna say at the parking meteor!)

But straight faced she replies:

Anywhere you can find space.

Then she grinned... (she knew what she was doing)... space dad. get it? in space....

Totally out dad joked by my own daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leyline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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When I promise to come up with an organ transplant pun.

I de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.

It’s called Tailor Swift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Can someone come up with a pun for the name Candace?

I don't wanna go with 'Candace get any better', since she probably heard that a thousand times already. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurianIce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.

So he is called Json

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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How did the French come up with the word for egg?

Someone accidentally dropped one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnamflah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.

This is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I tried very hard to come up with a joke about social distancing.

But this is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I tried my best to come up with a joke about social distancing.

But this is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing.

This is as close as I could get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing

But this is as close as I could get

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Can you guys help me come up with puns with the name Elle?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i4viator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What happens to nitrogen when the sun comes up?

It becomes daytrogen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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