What do u call an angle that was beaten up?
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What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
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οΈ Dec 05 2020
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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οΈ Dec 18 2020
what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?
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οΈ Dec 14 2020
What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?
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οΈ Jan 01 2021
What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble
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οΈ Dec 04 2020
What do you call a waterfall that goes up instead of down ?
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
What do you call a duck that wonβt shut up?
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?
Steven, he works in Accounting.
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?
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οΈ Sep 24 2020
What do you call a baguette up your butt
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...
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οΈ Nov 13 2020
What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
What do you call it when people in Russia are split up?
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οΈ Oct 21 2020
What do you call a horse thatβs up to no good?
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οΈ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
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οΈ Oct 16 2020
What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
What do you call a boxer that got beat up?
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οΈ Oct 13 2020
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
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οΈ Oct 07 2020
What do you call a bee who canβt make up his mind?
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οΈ Oct 26 2019
Rick Astley rents the movie Up from the rental store, 3 weeks later he gets a call from the rental store employees saying that his rental is 3 weeks overdue, what does Rick Astley say?
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?
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οΈ Jul 24 2020
What do you call rednecks up north?
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οΈ May 10 2020
What do you call the guys who sweep up after a wedding?
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οΈ Sep 06 2020
What do you call a Canadian suck-up?
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οΈ May 23 2020
A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?
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οΈ Apr 26 2020
What does a baker call bread that shows up unexpectedly?
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οΈ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?
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οΈ Jul 16 2020
Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
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οΈ May 19 2020
What do you call a candle made up of the melted remains of other candles?
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οΈ Jul 04 2020
What do you call an antelope that never gives up?
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οΈ May 10 2020
I hired a contractor to put up a fence, but he never returned my calls.
I figured he was stone-walling me.
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οΈ Mar 10 2020
What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?
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οΈ Apr 30 2020
What do you call chopped up monkey parts?
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
What do you call an egg thatβs turnt up?
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οΈ Apr 06 2020
What do you call it when you wake someone up from cryogenic sleep?
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οΈ Jan 29 2020
What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?
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οΈ Apr 18 2020
What do you call a nordic person who never shows up on time?
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οΈ Apr 03 2020
What do you call it when the grocer fails to clean up a mess in the store?
A wrecked aisle dysfunction.
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οΈ Feb 23 2020
What do you call a dinosaur that blows up?
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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οΈ Jun 22 2020
What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?
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οΈ Nov 08 2020
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
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οΈ Jun 05 2020
What do you call a bee that canβt make up its mind? A maybe.
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οΈ Jun 07 2020
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