What do u call an angle that was beaten up?

A rectangle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/granolaa_15
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What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?

Kurt and Rod

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greenthegreen
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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what do you call a tree that will never give you up, never let you down, never gonna run around and desert you?

rick ash-tree

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imboredwithlyf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call a woman that would rather stare at her phone than look up at the Northern lights?

Aurora Borealis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2021
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What do you call an alligator that always tries to stir up trouble

An Instigator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ItsKnotThatBad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call a waterfall that goes up instead of down ?

Viagra falls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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What do you call a duck that won’t shut up?

A quack addict.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tibbymat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?

Steven, he works in Accounting.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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We have a joke calendar and we missed this week, my wife was having me guess the answers and we ended up accidentally creating this gem: what do you call a cow that was just born?

A mooborn!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Singular1st
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24 2020
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What do you call a baguette up your butt

A pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...

It's a Spam.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13 2020
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What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?

Liam Malone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call it when people in Russia are split up?

Sergei-gation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bishop825
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a horse that’s up to no good?

a neigh’r do well

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeebus_crisps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?

A little sus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P8ntballz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a boxer that got beat up?

A sore loser

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/turborambo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?

Reese’s Pieces

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/firepower98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a bee who can’t make up his mind?

A maybe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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Rick Astley rents the movie Up from the rental store, 3 weeks later he gets a call from the rental store employees saying that his rental is 3 weeks overdue, what does Rick Astley say?

Never gonna give you Up!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PringlestheBingles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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My step-dad came up with this so hope it counts. What do you call a gay farmer?

A jolly rancher

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Xianthamist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call rednecks up north?

Chillbillies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2020
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What do you call the guys who sweep up after a wedding?

The Broomsmen

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kdog5723
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a Canadian suck-up?

Aboot licker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/esotetris
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2020
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A total dad joke I made up last night- What do you call an avocado that's giving you the silent treatment?

An Incommunicado

Eh?!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mdooles11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2020
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What does a baker call bread that shows up unexpectedly?

An interloafer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maerek88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call a woman who loves to cook up trouble?

Miss-chef

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/T1M3Tim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2020
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Added Never Gonna Give You Up to my Spotify playlist and put it on shuffle. I call it, "Rick Roulette"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChickenNugget6475
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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What do you call a candle made up of the melted remains of other candles?

Frankincense

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SquishedGremlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call an antelope that never gives up?

A cantaloupe.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_am_AmandaTron
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2020
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I hired a contractor to put up a fence, but he never returned my calls.

I figured he was stone-walling me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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What do you call a narcoleptic male cow who likes to smash things up?

A bull dozer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theonlyonenottaken5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call chopped up monkey parts?

Rhesus pieces.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConstableBrew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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What do you call an egg that’s turnt up?

Omlit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call it when you wake someone up from cryogenic sleep?

Cracking open a cold one

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZeeGhastly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2020
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What do you call when cute girls line up for a feast?

Barbie queue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2020
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What do you call a nordic person who never shows up on time?

A frosted flake

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/omegaswepon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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What do you call it when the grocer fails to clean up a mess in the store?

A wrecked aisle dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/assafstone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that blows up?

A TNT-Rex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YeetmyMeat234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?

Liam Malone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?

A maybe

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Solilupus
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