What do you call an old, grumpy Avatar that comes back and ruins the economy every time you send him away?

A Boomer Aang.

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What do you call a Boomerang that doesn’t come back.

A stick...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barberheart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Yet another from my 10 year old: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angus-Mackenzie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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What do you call watching 2 Hallmark movies back to back?

The Extended cut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xngamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a dog’s back teeth?

Canine canines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qquestionable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call 2 dad jokes back to back?

A Grandpun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockstocks85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueandgoldilocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What does a T-rex call a back a back ache?

A dinosore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Who does the Cat in the Hat call when his back hurts?

A maSeuss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickSchles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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When I text my dad, he calls me instead of texting back.

Boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you call a sidewalk that zig zags back and fourth all crazy?

A.. psycho path!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul092834
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?

Zombee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Zinny_Zin_Zin_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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This guy lives in our back garden, we call him Steven... Steven Seagull
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretend-its-good
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A boomer-ain't

The correct answer is a stick, but when my Grandpa told me this joke when I was 7, I said boomer-ain't. He thought this was funnier than the original joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmartFelller
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a straight line that take a step back at the same time?

Receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pscud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My son said he'd call me back once he got on the bus

So I told him it would be a lot safer if he got IN the bus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yohan_Turnipz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I stopped returning calls and texting back the local catholic priest...

You could say I holy ghosted him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kotetsu454
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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After dad came back from his hunting trip we were eager to know what kind of meat was on our plates, so we asked him for a clue. Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

That's when my little sister screamed to me, "Don't eat it, it's an asshole."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call it when someone was jewish, converts and then converts back?

Don't worry about it, it was a re-torah-cle question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevski143
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call it when you go back for another helping of ice cream?

Secondairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feathers_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call a watermelon that was brought back to life?

Frankinrind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vVoyDd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?

A Nekomancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call a secret place that grows Bananas, that you can only access through the back of a wardrobe?

Banarnia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bulletproof_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What do you call a pope that always pays you back?

Paypal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aHawtMocha
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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How do you call a transgender woman who turned back to being a man?

Transformer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What do you call an Irish man with chronic mental health issues who manages to keep bouncing back?..

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaymonDGYC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call an egg dessert that keeps coming back to scare you?

A boo-meringue.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a sexist back rub?

Massage-ony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patsalem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What do you call back pain from being on social media for long periods of time?

Scroll-iosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lost_ina_fantasy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lshqpyari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How do we call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDJ007
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheNefelivata
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What do you call an old person that comes back

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTheFanboyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollmanovec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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how do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoeglerD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmmyjam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doodyonmybooty
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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