What do you call a typo on a headstone?

A grave mistake.

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If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
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👤︎ u/not_snk
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did one video call tell to another on the beach?

Can you share the screen

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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What do you call it when you do your work on a shelf

Being counter-productive

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👤︎ u/TheMeeme
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed

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📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?

Valo-Rant.

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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

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What do you call a pregnant woman on Thanksgiving?

Double Stuffed

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👤︎ u/randomsav
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?

A doody duty

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👤︎ u/dq72
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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A man gets a phone call from a lady on the other side

Lady : Hello sir I wish to speak with you. You are the father of one of my children.

Man : Oh crap, are you Jessica?

Lady : No.

Man : Cassandra?

Lady : No...

Man : So Beatrice?

Lady : Again, no.

Man : Heather?

Lady : No!

Man : Susan then?

Lady, now very confused : Sir, I am one of your son's teachers at school!

Man, with sudden realization : Oooh... So you're Emily?

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📅︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?

LAND HOE!!!

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📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call an 'O' on fire?

Flamingo

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📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Woman on the floor: help! Someone call me an ambulance

Me: Hi ambulance.

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👤︎ u/saugatRJ
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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How do you call a guy with a seagull on his shoulder?

Cliff

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What do you call a guy who always arrives on time

Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)

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👤︎ u/eily146
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What Do You Call A Guy Who Wears TShirts With A Cross On Them

A cross dresser. Ha ha. (I made it up myself.)

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👤︎ u/shyguylh
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?

A bookwarm 🐛☀️

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👤︎ u/rozsaszin
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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What do you call a cow that fell on the floor

Ground beef

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What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?

An oxymoron!

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👤︎ u/innuen-doh
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?

A vege-smite sand witch!

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👤︎ u/Rivethart
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?

Flaming young

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What do you call a spiritual person on Halloween?

A Boodist.

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👤︎ u/v0ideater
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?

Carousel

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?

>A MOO MOO!

<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>

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What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

Stew

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📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?

Beertrix potter

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📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead

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📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?

A Dino-Sore

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📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a hallway on the ground

A floor-ridor

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📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you call a tree fingers grow on?

A palm tree

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📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?

An Investigator

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What do you call someone who works part time on a train?

A semi-conductor

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📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call a vato on a skateboard?

Mobile homes

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📅︎ Oct 11 2020
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What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?

Bernadette

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👤︎ u/HGS155
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a random dog you see on the street?

Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it

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👤︎ u/Uiltje16
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/jpep0469
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a pokemon that creeps on people?

Pikachu

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👤︎ u/Ohdynamike
📅︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a chicken who sits on top of a building?

A roofster!

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What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?

Stuck.

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I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!

It was a relief

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What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.

A blessing in the skys (disguise)

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What do you call a female hero on drugs?

Heroin.

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What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?

A Bicycle.

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👤︎ u/90sWannabe
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?

Adoorbell.

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👤︎ u/inoobie_am
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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