What do you call a typo on a headstone?
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
What did one video call tell to another on the beach?
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
What do you call it when you do your work on a shelf
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
What do you call it when people are hating on Valorant as a game?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What do you call a pregnant woman on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?
A man gets a phone call from a lady on the other side
Lady : Hello sir I wish to speak with you. You are the father of one of my children.
Man : Oh crap, are you Jessica?
Lady : No.
Man : Cassandra?
Lady : No...
Man : So Beatrice?
Lady : Again, no.
Man : Heather?
Lady : No!
Man : Susan then?
Lady, now very confused : Sir, I am one of your son's teachers at school!
Man, with sudden realization : Oooh... So you're Emily?
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
What do you call an 'O' on fire?
Woman on the floor: help! Someone call me an ambulance
How do you call a guy with a seagull on his shoulder?
What do you call a guy who always arrives on time
Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)
What Do You Call A Guy Who Wears TShirts With A Cross On Them
A cross dresser. Ha ha. (I made it up myself.)
How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?
What do you call a cow that fell on the floor
What do you call an idiot who’s hooked on pain killers?
What do you call a vengeful Australian spell caster who lives on the beach?
What do you call a child on fire at a steakhouse?
What do you call a spiritual person on Halloween?
Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?
What do you call a duck on drugs?
What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?
What do you call a hallway on the ground
What do you call a tree fingers grow on?
What do you call an Alligator with a Vest on?
What do you call someone who works part time on a train?
What do you call a woman who throws all of her bills on the fire?
What do you call a random dog you see on the street?
Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
What do you call a pokemon that creeps on people?
What do you call a chicken who sits on top of a building?
What do you call a man on a roof with no way down?
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.
A blessing in the skys (disguise)
What do you call a female hero on drugs?
What do you call a bisexual girl on her period?
What do you call a cute button, which on pressing norifies the house owner to open the door?
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
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