What do you call a typo on a headstone?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What do you call a duck that's high on drugs
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If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
What do you call it when you do your work on a shelf
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Woman on the floor: help! Someone call me an ambulance
What Do You Call A Guy Who Wears TShirts With A Cross On Them
A cross dresser. Ha ha. (I made it up myself.)
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What do you call a guy who always arrives on time
Justin time. (Got it from that tracer voiceline)
How do you call a guy with a seagull on his shoulder?
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What do you call a spiritual person on Halloween?
Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
What do you call a loose fitting dress on a cow?
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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