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9yo shared this one with me: What do you call a cow who just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
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What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
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I call my son Nicholas.
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Please dont call us grammar nazis
We prefer the term "alt-write"
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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What does Reese Witherspoon call her gun collection?
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What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
Iβll see myself out...
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What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
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If a lawyer gets a hip replacement surgery, do they call the procedure a rebuttal?
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What do call a Grandma on speed dial?
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What do you call a dead magician?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use βWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internetβ and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) heβs been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβs for the kind words and awards.
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
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What do kids say after getting a phone call from someone older than them?
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What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
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What do you call a gun made of Sodium Chloride?
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What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
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