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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
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The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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*calls mum * son : I'm in hospital but don't worry everything is fine
Mum : you're the daym doctor and this wasn't funny the first time
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Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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What do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
So what do you call a kid that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus (insert all the groans here)
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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?
An Ambulance, immediately!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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