What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a pregnant person in a suit of armour?
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch?
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What do you call a dog in a submarine?
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What do you call an old man in Mexico?
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What do you call two horses in a relationship?
A stable relationship π
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678
Because that's the proper First Aid number
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What do you call a wolf in sheepβs clothing?
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
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What might you call people who live in the high Arctic?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?
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What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?
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What do you call a comedy that takes place in multiple decades?
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What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in?
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What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?
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︎ Feb 16 2021
What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?
A solar bear
Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
A molar bear
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What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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What does a two year old call a handsome frog in a tuxedo?
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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What do you call a murder in Greece?
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What you call a deer in the shower ?
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What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?
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"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson."
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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?
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What do you call a priest in a maternity ward?
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What do you call a dolphin in underpants?
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What would you call an electric train in Japan?
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What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?
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What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?
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What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)
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What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
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What do you call a serrated weapon that Polish people once used in battle?
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Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?
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What do you call greyhound racing in China ?
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What do you call ice skating in the summer?
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Why do they call the top rooms in a hotel the suite?
'Cause when you open the door to walk in you say .... 'sweeeeet'
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
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What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
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