What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dandie_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a pregnant person in a suit of armour?

Bump in the knight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the ocean??

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEMstone85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a ditch?

Phil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEMstone85
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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cauchemar89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What do you call an old man in Mexico?

A seΓ±or citizen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call two horses in a relationship?

A stable relationship 🐎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manzff
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I believe instead of 911 or 112, in case of a medical emergency you should call 12345678

Because that's the proper First Aid number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjoeqie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing?

A woolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit_test_team
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What might you call people who live in the high Arctic?

Ice-olated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call it when a deaf person faceplants in quicksand?

Lip sinking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scramble07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call it when a traveling student is checking out a girl in another country?

Studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a comedy that takes place in multiple decades?

A comedy of eras

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philzang
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in?

A collide-o-scope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vivvav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What do you call 100 penguins in Trafalgar Square?

Lost

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaringtaser
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call a polar bear living in Florida?

A solar bear

Bonus: what do you call a bear that practices dentistry?

A molar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What do you call a drunk person staggering along a street on their way home trying not to step on the cracks in the pavement?

Stuporstitious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvenSvenkill3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What does a two year old call a handsome frog in a tuxedo?

A Heartfrob!

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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambitK9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a murder in Greece?

A feta-lity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mwuaha
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What you call a deer in the shower ?

A raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What do they call steak from young sheep in Geneva?

Switzerlamb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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"Holmes, what do they call primary school in America?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a priest who dresses in a nun's habit?

A Transistor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorOfFabulous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?

Libman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What do you call a priest in a maternity ward?

Father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call a dolphin in underpants?

A slipper

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What would you call an electric train in Japan?

A Pikachu-chu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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What do you call basketball goals in Hawaii?

Hula hoops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call 2 guys tied up and stuck in a window?

Kurt and Rod

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenthegreen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call two peas in a pod?

Peepee

(Rough one but I just used it on my kids and they laughed)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtp_5000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What do you call a chess club bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chessnuts boasting in an open foyer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?

Curry the frog.

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What do you call a serrated weapon that Polish people once used in battle?

A Warsaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?

An iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackoMabreda
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What do you call greyhound racing in China ?

Fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What do you call ice skating in the summer?

Swimming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSGD27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."

"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why do they call the top rooms in a hotel the suite?

'Cause when you open the door to walk in you say .... 'sweeeeet'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharpie65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call a blimp wrapped in Christmas lights?

LED Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLucas127
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?

Edward Snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peachho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?

Lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hardcoredad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob

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