Currently writing a screenplay for a show called Pun: The Musical.
I'm writing a new Broadway show called "Puns"
There's this planet, where the pointy-haired natives never smile, never crack a joke,
except every seven years, when all they do is word play.
It's called Pun Farr.
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
What do you call a depressed man with a robotic arm?
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
what's it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
My math teacher called me average...
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
What do you call James Bond taking a bath?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
A chemist froze himself to -273.15°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,
Someone just called my phone, sneezed and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of these cold calls.
What do you call peanuts with guns?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
That's why it's called "Peligro" (OC)
What so you call Santa without a GPS?
What do you call a fat psychic
What’s it called when you kill chickpeas?
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
I’m making a movie called constipation
I can’t wait till it comes out
What do you call a gay couple from Alabama?
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
what do you call a detective electrician?
Starbucks should release their own brand of facemasks, they could call them...
What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I wanted to make a new soft drink called Emotions
But my therapist thought that was a bad idea. He said it was not healthy to bottle emotions. Others told me that the product would fizz in sales.
What do you call a woman standing between 2 goal posts?
What did scientists call the shovel when it was first created?
A ground-breaking discovery
What do you call karate for amputees?
What's a cow rebellion called?
We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
What do you call bears with no ears?
B
Edit: Thank you for hugz!
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
What do you call birds that stick together?
What do you call a guy who fell into a well?
What do you call a ghost’s children?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a fat psychic?
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
What do you call a fat psychic?
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