I got a callback about being in a head banging music video. The caller said

Would pecker be available?

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👤︎ u/jspittman
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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my 4 year old daughter played me with this one

after a slight, recent issue of my kid putting her shoes on the wrong feet, she hits me with this...

"daddy, not like shoes, socks can go on either foot!"

"youve got it, honey"

i look down a few seconds later... both socks are on the same foot.

"you told me either foot was ok!" she laughed hysterically for minutes.

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How did the cellphone proposed his girlfriend? Ans: He gave her a ring
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📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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April fools joke 2014

I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.

Played out like this - "Your local zoo, how can I help you?"

"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."

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👤︎ u/BugSTi
📅︎ Apr 02 2014
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