[request] puns with the word 'jenga' for senior jersey

So we're in year 12 of high school and we all get jerseys, including our year advisor teachers who've let us, the students, decide their jersey name. Usually the jersey name is a witty pun or joke which uses the wearer's name.

One of the teachers has a last name which sounds exactly like 'jenga' (that's not her name is really spelt, but it's to protect her identity), so I'll be need your help to get some good puns.

If you guys can't think of any, the other teachers last name is Daher (pronounced "darr"), so suggestions for her name would be nice too. Thanks!

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[request] puns about boxing

give me your best shot

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[Request] Puns About My Absence

I used to post puns and dad jokes on my companyโ€™s intranet daily. About a year ago I stopped for one reason or another. Iโ€™d like to start again, but I need something witty to start it off. Any ideas?

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[request] puns involving spears?

I'm an incoming freshman for FSU and at my high school, they have the seniors decorate a wall with their name, the logo of the college they're attending, and a little phrase. Making jokes about native americans is a little distasteful, soooo I'm looking for some quality spear puns.

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[request] puns about the number three

Please help me with this. Tri as I might, Iโ€™ve only been able to think of one.

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[request] Pun names for a meatball-based food truck

I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention

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[Request] Pun for the name "Gloria"?

I'm usually good with name puns , but I can't think of a funny way to incorporate it. Some words to help - Glory, Glorious, Galore, Glow, , euphoria...

Edit/update: I used Glorias as in glorious. "I hope you had a Glorias day"

She said, "lmao, your silly".

I think that's a win....?

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[Pun Request] Puns about Mae/Des

Hey guys, this might sound too cheesy and I'm not sure if I'm posting on the right subreddit.

Every Saturday I give my SO a printed typography paper that I personally design with a pun of her name on it (her name is Des, I call her Mae so either is good).

Here's a sample of what I do.

Problem is, I can make the designs, but I'm running out of puns. Here's a list of what I've already done:

Des puns:

  • Hardest

  • Wordes (Words)

  • Widest

  • Uncondesionally (Unconditionally)

  • DrivES

  • Dessert

  • Fades

  • Des (This)

  • Holidess (Happy Holidays!)

  • Desperate

  • Desision (Decision)

  • Decades

  • Desert

  • Destination

  • Dress (DrESs)

  • Despresso (Espresso)

Mae puns:

  • Maend (I hope you don't maend(mind)
  • Maecadamia (Macadamia)
  • Maengo (Mango)
  • Maecaroni (Macaroni)
  • Maeple (Maple)
  • Lifetimae (Lifetime)
  • Imaegine (Imagine)
  • Chamaeleon (Chameleon)
  • Caramael (Caramel)
  • Achievemaent (Achievement)
  • Gmaes (Games)
  • Maek (Make)
  • Drmae (Drea
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[Request] Puns on the name "Ghesh"

There's a player in my Dnd campaign with the name "Ghesh". I'm wanting some adventuring-related puns to annoy with. I've already used "put a bandage on that Ghesh" (playing off of gash) and "Found Gheshing Water" (off gushing). Any other ideas?

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[Request] Puns about Freight

Hey guys, our company is having a naming contest to name next month's sales competition. Let's hear some clever holiday themed names, all types are accepted even offensive ones.

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[Request] puns about dice (for wedding favours)

Our wedding is next weekend, and we are giving out personalized dice as our favours. We thought "thank you for coming" was a little too bland, and we'd like to spice it up with a dice pun. Any pun suggestions that also tie into the cutesy wedding/romantic setting? So far I've found "we make a great pair" and a lot of puns around the word "dicey", but I'm hoping you fine folks can help us out.

Edit: We are huge gamers which is why we went with the dice. This isn't a Vegas wedding or anything similar, so jackpot related jokes aren't quite what we're looking for. :)

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[request] puns about any type of meat
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[request] Puns about drinks that can be related to mental health disorders/moods

Example: Depresso, Anxietea

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[request] Pun Rating Questionnaire

Hello everyone! I am part of a team project from the Computational Linguistics department in Saarland University. We made an automatic pun generator and we want to test our system. The following questionnaire will ask you to rate punchlines. It's short and we hope you can get a giggle out of it. Thanks for your help (and please delete it if it goes against the subreddit rules).

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTRNrncAZTemkojUBZytgevxXx5FJ5qh0kquZiirlaGioNPA/viewform

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[Self] [Request] Puns about books or reading!
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[Request] puns about basketball and/or peaches reddit.com/r/weddingplannโ€ฆ
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[request] puns for an elephant name

Basically, I am making a character in D&D and I have an elephant that becomes extremely intelligent and gains the ability to talk... and a beard. So can we brainstorm some punny names for a fearless elephant companion?

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[request] puns for a campaign slogan involving my name

Iโ€™m running for senior class president and my name is Miranda Alfaro, I need a good slogan since my toughest opponent named Chase is โ€œchase your dreamsโ€ thank you to whoever makes me one!

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[request] puns for a character called Beach Hitler

I run a DnD game and am very bad at puns. Like all good writers, though, I thought of a character name that made me laugh and have decided to build a personality around it.

Basically he's a surfer bro nazi. Militantly chill. He's a villain in the game but will hopefully read as still kinda tempting to party with. The only thing I've been able to come up with that has any promise whatsoever is "Third Reichteous."

Thank you, reddit angels

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[request] puns for animal name

I got my cousin a guinea pig for his birthday, and I am looking for a good "pun" name for him. Any suggestions? If it could be Game of Thrones or Harry Potter related, that would be amazing, but I'll take anything.

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[Request] puns about trash

Starting a waste removal company and looking for some punny name ideas. Dirty puns allowed - I'll clean it up, if needed.

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[request] Pun about christmas with the word "Sulfur" or "Volcano"
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[Request] Puns for spay/neuter veterinary surgery team.

Hello, I'm in Vet school and just can't seem to compete with some of my fellow students' surgery team names. As students, we work together to do spays and neuters for shelter animals. We like to use funny pun names.

Ideas that have already been taken: "Ovarian Cysters" "Dogtors at Your Cervix" "Eggs Ovary-Z"

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[request] pun for a wedding hashtag

Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre

thanks!

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[request] puns about chinese food/takeout
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[Request] Puns relating an attractive girl and fireworks

For example, "the fireworks were bangin, but not as bangin as my date"

Thank you! I need as many as possible for a corny caption!

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[Request] Puns about elephants
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[request] puns about food (info in post)

I have a friend designing a website for a project and in the website it allows you to customize what you want in a meal so it can be added to your cart and shipped to you. On her site she will have a button that picks a random meal for you if you canโ€™t decide.

So sheโ€™s been trying to think of funny names to label this button. One idea she has was to label it โ€œClick-Nom-Meโ€. So Iโ€™m not sure if this is the right sub to post in but any food/eating puns would be much appreciated!

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[request] Puns about video games.
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[Request] pun for katrina

Not the rock you one

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[Request] Puns about bugs/insects etc and Christmas
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[request] Puns about economics
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[Request] Puns on the word Junior

Last year my class had Supermores and we based our entire year around that. We need a new word for this year and we've drawn a blank on something catchy

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Request: Puns about people who live in vans

I live in a van. Some of my friends live in vans too. Help us with some dirt bag van dwelling puns?

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REQUEST: Dads, Lend me your strength!

What are your best dad jokes for the maternity visit? The baby is days away and I need an arsenal for these here finger guns (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

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[REQUEST] I'll get straight to the point, I need a knife pun

As the title says, I need a pun that involves two unlikely friends. Knives and Charity/donations.

Any help would be appreciated!

Knife to be here in this community

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How do you request for rented peas?

By saying "Pea-Lease"

(Thats if they rent peas)

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[Request] Right now we're all drinking Quarantinis. What will we drink when we get back together?
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Do you accept random Facebook requests?

Asking for a friend.

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Request: Education Apocalypse puns

For a teacher who keeps working in the end times. i'll put mine in the comments so people can tell me which are bad :p

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[Pun Request] Vampire Restaurant

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

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Iโ€™m learning guitar and I asked my dad if he had any song requests..

He replied, โ€œCan you play far far away?โ€

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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this

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Request for cards with dad jokes

My dad is in a care center with Parkinsonโ€™s with dementia. He will be 75 on 3/28. He canโ€™t have his party with the virus around and always needs something to occupy him so I thought birthday cards of dad jokes would keep him busy and make him happy. He was always a master of them. Thank you ๐Ÿ™

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[Request] Chemistry Pun

I need a pun about chemistry and kindness for a project. Thanks in advance!

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what did the cannibal request for his last meal?

Five guys

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Pun Request!!!

Hey all! I'm writing a play for my third grade class all about healthy habits and it's full of TV parodies. One show is Game of Thrones. For example, one character is Jon Snowpea. Can you guys help me come up with some food or exercise puns for the full title of Danaerys: Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name,ย The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms,ย Breaker of Chainsย andย Mother of Dragonsโ€. Thanks!!

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[Request] I need help thinking of a slogan

We have an assignment to create a political party. My party is A.S.S. I need a slogan that fits the name, and is funny. The best one I could come up with is:

"Act now, Ass questions later"

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[Pun request] Need a List of Cat Puns For US Cities and States

So far for States I have: Catifornia North and South Catolina Oklahomeow Oregato Furorida Mew York, Jersey, Hampshire, Mexico Connectikitty โ€‹

For cities I have: Mew York Kitty Felinedelphia San Digato Mewmphis Chigato San Furanciso Indianapawlis Clawmbusโ€‹

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Request: I need a pun to get back at my boyfriend

[Backstory]: my boyfriend has recently taken name puns too far. Trying to trap me into asking who Joe is, who Candice is (Joe Mama, Candice dick fit in ya mouth, etc). So far Iโ€™ve evaded his attempts, but I fear his power is only growing. I know itโ€™s only a matter of time before Iโ€™m overtaken. I write this in dire fear.

[Request]: I need a name pun as a preventative measure - offense is the only form of defense here. I need to destroy him before he destroys me. I love him, but I have no choice. Please, help me. I need a name pun so complex heโ€™ll never see it coming. I need your help, r/puns.

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Request for pun help.

Hi everyone.

I don't know if this is allowed but I'm running out of ideas. I'm trying to make puns dealing with candies relating to the words "Leadership", "Service", and either "Fellowship" or "friendship". I figured this is the place of experts and hoped you could provide me with a solution. I'm planning on using this for big little reveal in my fraternity.

Thanks again ahead of time!

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What do you call it when your virtual assistant misunderstands your request?

Dysalexia

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PSA Don't accept friend requests from Hormel.

Could be spam.

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A dominatrix messed up and got one clientโ€™s request with another

Oops, wrong sub

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[request] I'm looking for puns/jokes involving payphones.

If you know any payphone jokes/oneliners/puns or play on words involving payphones please leave it in the coments. I didn't have a quarter to call anyone who cared so I ringed up redit.

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[Request] Need a terrible terrible just god awful pun

My girlfriend bet me I couldn't find a pun so bad that she'd tell me to shut up and fuck off and die. Naturally I want to prove her wrong. Any and all help is appreciated

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[pun request] can anyone think of a pun relating to giannis antetokounmpo and rabbits/bunnies? Trying to come up with a pet name
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(At yoga class) Instructor: "Any requests?"

Student 1: "Left quads please, and left shin" Student 2: "Never forget left day"

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Pun Request: Pool Bus

Not sure where to post a pun request, but here it goes. A French artist made a swimming pool out of a bus. Any phrases come to mind?

Pool/bus in question

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Always request to be interrogated while resting in a bed.

Because then you'd easily be lying all the time.

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A tailor walks into a clothes shop and requests a fine garb.

Unfortunately, everything they had was too small. I guess they didnโ€™t suit him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FeedbackUSA
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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[request] need a counter pun for this taco Bell ad imgur.com/Sa46xQ4
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PreludeKilla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Request

My dad and I had to put our dog down today. Could some other dads give jokes to help cheer me up? (Nothing dog related please)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sol_aire
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Pun Request: Someone has this on my country's Craigslist. I'd like to ask him a question
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theFapAb
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Derek275
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/allanon101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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[Request] pubs involving medieval terms

Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/magic_vs_science
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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[Request] Phone puns!

I'm not sure if this is allowed on this subreddit, but I really need some good puns about phones! It's for a school project, and I would really appreciate any help I can get. Thanks.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chilicheesedoggo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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[Request] Ducks. I need many puns about ducks ASAP.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jeepercreepers9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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[Pun request] Bubbles

Next week the museum I work at begins a three-week run of what we call Bubblefest. There will be bubbles everywhere, a bubble laser show, all kinds of exhibits and interactive shows explaining some of the science involved with bubbles. So I need some jokes and puns to replace the old standby of "my pop is bigger than your pop!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chilehead
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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[request] gay ghost puns

Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MetaDiint
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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