Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen they are calling the 'Peekaboo' virus.
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
Did you hear about the new high school math competition they're calling "extreme "fractioning"?
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
I tried calling the tinnitus help line.
There was no answer, it just kept ringing.
The furniture store keeps calling me.
But I only wanted one nightstand
I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
The German government is calling for everybody to stock up on sausage and cheese in case of a second lockdown.
It's the Wurst-käse-scenario
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
My dad just got a bidet and said he’s calling it The Enterprise
because it goes around Uranus killing Klingons
"The crow seemed to be calling his name", thought Kaw
I’m writing a musical work based on Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King. I’m calling it the Hakuna Cantata.
Danger, Fear, and Panic came knocking at my door. It'd been ten years since the last visit, and all holding clipboards, were ready to begin the inquisition. Nervously, I opened the door and prepared myself to answer their calling.
An old doodle I found on my phone! “Pot calling the kettle black”
There's this guy who's been staying in one spot at the park for days without sitting or laying. People are calling him super amazing. I personally just think..
I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
Thanks for calling the predatory animal lifting agency. We’ll be with you in a minute...
I almost answered the phone when my talkative German brother-in-law was calling me, but thankfully I recognized the number.
Oh baby I hear the blues are calling...
My Life has been nothing but a disappointment. The Last 5 Years looked promising, but no such luck. After trying My Best, I've decided if One More Thing upsets me again, I'm calling it Quits.
Hmm, maybe I should start giving my race horses normal names.
Wife was in the hospital and the nurse said she was calling the doctor to put in an IV
When he showed up, I said to him "I thought there'd be four of you". Got an eye roll and a kick for that one.
Instead of calling it the John, I call my bathroom the Jim.
That way I can say I go to the Jim every single day.
I talked my dad into watching a samurai movie by calling it the Japanese equivalent of a Western.
Dad: "So it's an Eastern."
I walked right into that one.
In the context of elderly customers calling with questions. A colleague of my said "I hate fucking old customers"
I replied "Then stop it..."
The Caller Id on the Speakerphone announced who was calling . . .
Phone: "Call from ... Jorge S ... Jorge S ..."
Me: "?Jorge es que?"
Family: (groans)
Our two year old has started calling the television 'The TB'
My wife: "That's a fair name for it, because it consumes all his attention"
A heart was taken into custody for murder yesterday. The locals are calling it a cardiac arrest
So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
Calling for something at work, I had the option to hear a joke. I gladly accepted.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
The real reason Microsoft is calling the new operating system Windows 10
A girl at the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand
Tried calling the tinnitus helpline...
But it just kept ringing.
The girl from the furniture store keeps calling me.
All I wanted was one night stand.
The furniture store keeps calling me.....
I thought I made it clear I only wanted the one night stand
The furniture store keeps calling me
All I wanted was a one night stand
The furniture store won’t stop calling me..
All I wanted was one night stand
The furniture store kept calling me back...
But I said all I wanted was One Night Stand
The furniture store keeps calling me back
All I wanted was a one night stand
The furniture salesman keeps calling me
All I wanted was one night stand
The furniture store keeps calling me
But all I wanted was one night stand.
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