It was a JIVE turkey!
It’s uncanny!
I got a way with words.
It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.
Literally they can’t even
It has a lot of mellow tonin’.
Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.
Confused shrug in response
"Because Ubisoft"
He loved Filing.
She xxx-foliates.
So this was a couple days ago. It was my dad, my mom, and me at the dinner table talking about the stock market. My dad pulls around to how he owns some shares of the MJNA stock (medical marijuana) and how pumped he is that has been going up. All of a sudden, his face brightens and he exclaims "it's at an all time high!"
Well played dad, well played.
I was visiting with some family members over Christmas and our conversation was drifting off. They said something to me and I said "well..."
Dad pops in and says. "Well? Now THAT'S a deep subject."
Not so much a joke, but just something my dad does:
Whenever we go out to eat, he must sense when the waiter/waitress is going to ask if we're ready for the bill, he pulls out his wallet and in one smooth motion presents he the credit card and says "Let me give you this now and save you the trip."
He must have a sixth sense about cause I have never been able to pull off that maneuver as easily. He might of been doing it subconsciously, because the one time I bring it up and tease him a little; he stopped doing it.
Legend has it once as he handed the card to the waitress she said, "Oh, that will save me a trip!" However I was not there so who really knows what happened that day.
