That was smooth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aCkadoodledo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Smooth Caramel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/immi07
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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My smooth-talking Thanksgiving "gobbler" was overdressed, trendy, pretentious and showy...

It was a JIVE turkey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Cha cha real smooth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CREEPONATER
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Smooth as butter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyitsTonyStark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I have this tin can that’s translucent and never seems to fill up when I put things into it. Its top has smooth edges so it never cuts my fingers and it opens easily without a can opener...

It’s uncanny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisyawn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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I smooth talked a librarian into giving me a bunch of free books.

I got a way with words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunchbockslarry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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He's a smooth criminal...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedurtyjoo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Smooth
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Listening to smooth jazz always helps me fall asleep.

It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tab7240
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I saw a critic of dramatic musicals pick up some women. He's a smooth opera rater.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KickballJesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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I hired two teenagers to smooth out my lawn, but they did a terrible job.

Literally they can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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LPT: If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before bedtime.

It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Me, at a fancy restaurant: This wine is smooth, a little citrusy, with a mild touch of oak.

Waiter; Sir, you are drinking 7up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why did the happy Office Clerk have really smooth nails?

He loved Filing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DharyaXD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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I told my girlfriend that her skin was really smooth and asked her if she had made Assassin's Creed.

Confused shrug in response

"Because Ubisoft"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butts__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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How does an adult film star keep her skin smooth and soft?

She xxx-foliates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yamhsoj
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Dad spilled this smooth one at the dinner table

So this was a couple days ago. It was my dad, my mom, and me at the dinner table talking about the stock market. My dad pulls around to how he owns some shares of the MJNA stock (medical marijuana) and how pumped he is that has been going up. All of a sudden, his face brightens and he exclaims "it's at an all time high!"

Well played dad, well played.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaBesterer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2014
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Dad joins a conversation with a smooth dad joke

I was visiting with some family members over Christmas and our conversation was drifting off. They said something to me and I said "well..."

Dad pops in and says. "Well? Now THAT'S a deep subject."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrMasterBlaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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u/Turk3ysDad was always so smooth with the bill

Not so much a joke, but just something my dad does:

Whenever we go out to eat, he must sense when the waiter/waitress is going to ask if we're ready for the bill, he pulls out his wallet and in one smooth motion presents he the credit card and says "Let me give you this now and save you the trip."

He must have a sixth sense about cause I have never been able to pull off that maneuver as easily. He might of been doing it subconsciously, because the one time I bring it up and tease him a little; he stopped doing it.

Legend has it once as he handed the card to the waitress she said, "Oh, that will save me a trip!" However I was not there so who really knows what happened that day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TURK3Y
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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