While I like cute baby sloth videos, they can be a little slow...
.. But Screaming Goat videos are the Greatest Of All Time!
Street sweepers may seem slow, but they're actually really fast.
They're always going "broom, broom."
How are Mewtwo and a slow rastafarian alike?
Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.
What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..
They called him tywalkosaurus
Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?
Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!
From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?
The response time was very slow
That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
Simba was moving too slow so..
Pun appreciation because the guy I’m seeing is too slow to get it
him: ugh I wish you could squirt
me: wtf I don’t call out all your flaws so don’t call out my short cummings
Just make sure to go slow
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?
What do you call a slow bullet ?
What do you say to a slow tomato?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
What do you call a slow moving poop?
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Why is our wifi so slow?
It’s taking an Intern-E-T to load!
"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.
Especially if you take them when you are driving.
Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.
"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"
Why are snails slow?
Because they can't get their escargot.
My favourite kind of pet cat, even though it’s a bit slow.
this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.
I knew someone that went through a slow death
What do you say to a slow moving pickup truck?
For years, people have been saying I'm too slow to understand things.
I have no idea what they're talking about.
To determine if I’m moving fast or slow...
...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.
Why are Americans so slow to celebrate 07.04.
I mean, it was the 7th of April months ago...
How do you slow down a drug dealer?
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