While I like cute baby sloth videos, they can be a little slow...

.. But Screaming Goat videos are the Greatest Of All Time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jester1525
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Street sweepers may seem slow, but they're actually really fast.

They're always going "broom, broom."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goofon
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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How are Mewtwo and a slow rastafarian alike?

They're both pokey, mon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Very slow day/boring. So I'll post an oldie just because.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?...because 7-8-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastiff_Speed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Kind of a slow movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RHamm7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you say to your slow fence builder when he's not being original on r/dadjokes?

Saw this post already

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?

One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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There was once a tyrannosaurus who was a little slow..

They called him tywalkosaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChoosed_One
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Slow Internet connection in an Indian Restaurant?

Serves you right for using Dhaal-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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*Starts slow handclap*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonCaine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?

Chop chop slow pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The response time was very slow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixofRevenge
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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That is why my internet is so slow. Everyone’s online
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ajmansell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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How do you keep a slow person in suspense?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Simba was moving too slow so..

I told him to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/We_r_Ven0m
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Just make sure to go slow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostcoastline44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow

A wun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dred_not
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My slow cooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inDgenious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do the slow stars get at the end of a race?

A constellation prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michacha123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What do you call a slow bullet ?

A slug

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What do you say to a slow tomato?

Ketch up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigsmoke3131
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Slow food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What do you call a slow moving poop?

A turdle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigstinky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Why is our wifi so slow?

It’s taking an Intern-E-T to load!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SasgamingSK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Slower than slow
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turtlecom23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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"I just can't understand this slow cashier. He really needs to start making cents."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_nest_69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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slow cooker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapphireWharf74
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

Especially if you take them when you are driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millre01
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Mom: I hear that John's business is doing a lot better. How did he manage to get enough people to slow down on that stretch of highway to even notice his store? Dad: Oh, he followed my advice and put up a billboard.

"Nude Colony Ahead, Keep Your Eyes on the Road!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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My computer is so slow,

it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Why are snails slow?

Because they can't get their escargot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slepytim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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My favourite kind of pet cat, even though it’s a bit slow.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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this is from a friend of mine and guess I’m a little slow....didn’t get this one right away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmjueju
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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I knew someone that went through a slow death

It took him 84 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bustab0x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What do you say to a slow moving pickup truck?

Pickup the pace.

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For years, people have been saying I'm too slow to understand things.

I have no idea what they're talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkyStainer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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To determine if I’m moving fast or slow...

...I must determine if I’m Russian or Stalin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why are Americans so slow to celebrate 07.04.

I mean, it was the 7th of April months ago...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frasna7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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How do you slow down a drug dealer?

Speed bumps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Red_Mailbox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Simba was walking slow

So I told him to Mufasa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheYonko27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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