Slow Cooker Puns

A list of puns related to "Slow Cooker"

My slow cooker
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👤︎ u/inDgenious
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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slow cooker
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👤︎ u/SapphireWharf74
📅︎ May 30 2019
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How do you know when Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is using a slow cooker?

IF YOU SMMMEELLLLLLLL... WHAT THE CROCK... is cooking.

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👤︎ u/kpatrick29
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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My slow cooker imgur.com/osGKwl5
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👤︎ u/fluttershyboi
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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Slow cooker
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👤︎ u/RubberDogTurds
📅︎ Feb 27 2014
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My slow cooker. (x post /r/funny)

http://i.imgur.com/osGKwl5.jpg

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👤︎ u/borick
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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Just had my Christmas dinner

Those slow cookers are awful

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?

A slow cooker.

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👤︎ u/EpisodicDoleWhip
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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If I want to make Escargot and turtle soup for dinner....

Do I need to use a slow cooker?

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👤︎ u/Sjdiver2001
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why did the Crock-Pot fail culinary school?

Because he was a slow cooker.

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👤︎ u/VeganHitler69
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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I didn't know my girlfriend had it in her.

While preparing dinner, I mentioned how slow her rice cooker was and how I wanted to replace it with mine, which happened to be an Asian brand compared to her American one.

Her response: "Stop.. you're just being ricist".

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👤︎ u/in2diep
📅︎ Nov 22 2014
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Got the nod of approval from my dad

Got home and walked into the kitchen, something smelt really good. Walked over to the slow cooker and see food in there. Go and find my dad and ask "is it alright if I have some of the food from the slow cooker?" He replies "yes" and on my way out the room he shouts "its chilli by the way!" I walk back into the room with a smug grin and ask "oh, so should I warm it up?" After a second, he clicks and I get the satisfying nod.

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👤︎ u/Keepoccino
📅︎ Sep 09 2014
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