Rice cooker Puns

While preparing dinner, I mentioned how slow her rice cooker was and how I wanted to replace it with mine, which happened to be an Asian brand compared to her American one.

Her response: "Stop.. you're just being ricist".

My mother was talking about how rice can be hard to make just right sometimes, so I said "Why don't we just get a rice cooker?"

This was quickly followed by my dad's "We already have one, it's called Mom."