7 Hilarious Porridge Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?

Congee-rat-lations 😬😬😬

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👤︎ u/majumps

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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This Porridge from a brand named Knorr (pronounced like Knorridge)

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👤︎ u/thegoldensnitch9

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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90's porridge ad

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👤︎ u/microwave-hair

📅︎ Sep 03 2015

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What do you call couture porridge?

Haute-meal

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👤︎ u/PorphyriasLover19

📅︎ Oct 23 2017

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My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"

I said no

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👤︎ u/lolyesboyee

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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Parlez-vous français ?

Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?

Son: Just wheat and bananas

Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton père

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👤︎ u/Qwerp-Derp

📅︎ Apr 01 2017

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My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"

I said "No it doesn't"

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👤︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ

📅︎ Aug 16 2018

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