Porridge Puns

A list of puns related to "Porridge"

What do you say to applaud the vermin that managed to escape the breakfast porridge?

Congee-rat-lations ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/majumps
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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This Porridge from a brand named Knorr (pronounced like Knorridge)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thegoldensnitch9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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90's porridge ad
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/microwave-hair
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 03 2015
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What do you call couture porridge?

Haute-meal

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PorphyriasLover19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2017
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Remo1975
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 08 2021
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My wife said, "Nothing rhymes with orange"

I said no

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lolyesboyee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Parlez-vous franรงais ?

Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?

Son: Just wheat and bananas

Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton pรจre

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Qwerp-Derp
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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My wife said "nothing rhymes with orange"

I said "No it doesn't"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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