7yo daughter told me this one; How do lazy people stay in shape?
Someone called me lazy today.
How does a lazy martial arts trainer announce himself?
Cops are so lazy
They just drive around a-resting all day
I have a buddy who is a prominent geologist, but outside of work, he's very lazy and inactive.
He lives a sedimentary lifestyle
I got into a fight with a guy who had a lazy eye
I just didn't like the way he was looking at me
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Did you hear about the teacher with two lazy eyes?
Didn't last more then a day, couldn't control his pupils.
What's a lazy worker's least favorite keyboard key?
My lazy friend got a job at a stable...
Now he can REALLY horse around.
What do Australians call lazy English men
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
It's not like I did something
I am sick and tired of people calling me lazy, so I'm going to kill myself.
But, the gun is all the way over there.
My lazy son insisted that I buy him a pair of $200 sneakers.
But I bought him loafers instead.
My son just asked what do you call a lazy doctor
I got lazy, but here are day 11, 12 and 13 of Dadvent!
What do you call a country of lazy people?
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
Don't be mad at lazy people
I have a bunch of lazy people jokes
They never work out anyways
My weiner dog is so lazy...
Not much dash in that hound
Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww
Rivers are so lazy...
They never get out of their beds.
What do you call a lazy person that’s stoned?
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
Old [and lazy] guy at work says, “you know what work out is best for lazy people?”
“Diddly squat”. Dead pan serious as he says it too.
Is not fair to get mad at lazy people...
I don’t get why my wife gets mad at me for being lazy
It’s not like I did anything.
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
My son asked why our cats are so lazy
I told him it's because they're always on paws
There's no point in getting mad at lazy people
They haven't done anything
Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids
They didn't do anything, to deserve that
I’m not saying that he’s lazy,
But his smoke alarm has a snooze button.
Why do people hate lazy people?
They're not even doing anything.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
What do you call a country of lazy people?
Don't be mad at lazy people
dont get mad at lazy people
Don't get mad at lazy people..
Don’t get mad at lazy people.
It’s not like they did anything.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?
Dont get mad at lazy people
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything !
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