I got lazy, but here are day 11, 12 and 13 of Dadvent!
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
I have a bunch of lazy people jokes
They never work out anyways
Don't be mad at lazy people
My weiner dog is so lazy...
Not much dash in that hound
Credit u/themayanacockandlips on r/aww
My girlfriend got mad at me for being lazy
It's not like I did something
What do you call a country of lazy people?
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
What do you call a lazy person that’s stoned?
Old [and lazy] guy at work says, “you know what work out is best for lazy people?”
“Diddly squat”. Dead pan serious as he says it too.
Rivers are so lazy...
They never get out of their beds.
Is not fair to get mad at lazy people...
My son asked why our cats are so lazy
I told him it's because they're always on paws
I don’t get why my wife gets mad at me for being lazy
It’s not like I did anything.
I'm bothered by lazy geologists who don't take the time to correctly identify rocks...
Sometimes they take this schist for granite.
There's no point in getting mad at lazy people
They haven't done anything
Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids
They didn't do anything, to deserve that
I’m not saying that he’s lazy,
But his smoke alarm has a snooze button.
Why do people hate lazy people?
They're not even doing anything.
You know why I don’t eat Lazy-Boy recliners?
I don’t like chairy flavored food.
You will never be as lazy as the man who gave a name to the..
The person who invented the wheel to make life easier is so lazy
All he did was cut corners
My ex girlfriend had the laziest cat, she was so lazy I actually at one point thought it was dead.
Turned out it was just catatonic.
I dated a girl with a lazy eye once
Turns out she was seeing someone on the side
I’m out of shape because I was possessed by a lazy ghost.
I could use some exorcise.
When your lazy kohai never pays attention in class but always wants to see what you wrote down after
they're always like, "Notes me, senpai"
What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude and acts lazy?
A beaver that doesn't give a dam!
What do you call a lazy veterinarian?
Don't be mad at lazy people
What do you call a country of lazy people?
dont get mad at lazy people
Don’t get mad at lazy people.
It’s not like they did anything.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do ?
Don't get mad at lazy people..
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
I hate it when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
It's not like I did anything !
Dont get mad at lazy people
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Don’t be mad at lazy people
Why does society seem to hate lazy people?
They didn't even do anything.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye
Turns out she was seeing someone else.
Don't get mad at lazy people
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