A list of puns related to "Lazy Sunday"
Brother: I'm gonna burn that shirt.
Me: What, it's my lazy, around-the-house shirt.
Dad (to my brother): What day is it?
Brother: Sunday.
Dad: There you go, it's a holey shirt.
My girlfriend and I decide to watch through every Peter Pan movie made to date one lazy Sunday because we were going to see the play later in the week
Me: Alright babe, one more movie to go and we're done!
Her: Can we please do something else for a bit, we've been watching Peter Pan all day.
Me: Sooo... you're all petered out....?
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