Where has the worst karaoke bars?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call an Indian using a karaoke machine?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs β¦
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing βDanger Zoneβ nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing βDanger Zoneβ 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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︎ May 27 2018
My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldnβt let me do it for a sixth time.
They said I had to many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"
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︎ Feb 07 2020
"Hey, aren't you the guy who did that great Shaggy impersonation at karaoke last night?"
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︎ Oct 29 2019
My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.
She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.
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︎ Jun 16 2019
Several orthopedists walk into a karaoke bar.
Theyβre all like βI wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody...β
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︎ Jul 10 2019
At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"
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︎ Sep 08 2019
My two sisters were really thinking about doing some karaoke together...
Anyway, it got very annoying after a while so I said: "Well, just duet already!"
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︎ Jan 31 2019
What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
My coworker Sam likes to go karaoke, but never tells anyone. Fortunately the wristwatch he wears the next day is a big giveaway
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︎ Jan 31 2019
I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.
They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.
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︎ May 06 2019
I'm a karaoke host. Last night I had a singer named, Alexa.
She signed up to sing The Killers. Right before she sang, I said, "Alexa, play The Killers."
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︎ Dec 29 2017
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend
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︎ Nov 10 2016
If someone gets their timing wrong during Karaoke...
...it can now be called "Mariah Carey-oke"
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︎ Jan 01 2017
I sang "Lola" at karaoke and was boo'd off stage
This Kink-shaming has to stop.
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︎ Jul 11 2016
Why couldn't the pony perform in the karaoke contest?
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︎ Jun 15 2017
Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Karaoke barred
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..
(from twitter)
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
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︎ Oct 13 2017
I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a rowβ¦
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...
Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
When I went to Karaoke Night, I was asked, "You the guy who only sings Neil Diamond songs?"
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times
I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.
I guess I'll have to duet alone.
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︎ Nov 22 2018
Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Danger Zone three times in a row ...
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Oct 13 2015
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