I overheard my USB drive plotting to do evil things to me ever since I unplugged it improperly from a computer.

It has become very corrupt.

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📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Unplugged a toilet today

It felt like shit

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👤︎ u/siirr
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?

"tell my wifi love her"

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📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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The suggestion that I unplugged the subwoofer is

a bassless accusation.

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📅︎ Feb 28 2017
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What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?

Don't do that I'll dyson!

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👤︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
📅︎ May 21 2020
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My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.

I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.

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👤︎ u/sexxc
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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My father is so cheap...

When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.

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👤︎ u/Ribdunge
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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So I was talking to my little brother

He was annoyed because I unplugged this really loud fan, I told him to chill out and when he plugged it back in I ask are we cool now?

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?

Take away his credit card.

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📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...

So I said, “No u!” And unplugged his life support

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📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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A band we saw today lost its power

I went to see my brothers band play a gig today, and in the middle of a song, they lost power. Dad immediately said "This wasn't what I had in mind when you said (band name) Unplugged!".

Groans all around.

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📅︎ May 03 2015
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How do you stop a charging elephant?

Unplug it.

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👤︎ u/Wabbbit7
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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Dad joked by coworker...

I currently work in a deli and a coworker and I were doing some deep cleaning behind our fryers. We noticed a bit of grease build up on the electrical plugs. She unplugged them and I mentioned I wonder if grease conducts electricity. She blurted out, "It would shock me if it did."

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📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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