A list of puns related to "Unplugged"
It has become very corrupt.
"tell my wifi love her"
a bassless accusation.
Don't do that I'll dyson!
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
He was annoyed because I unplugged this really loud fan, I told him to chill out and when he plugged it back in I ask are we cool now?
Take away his credit card.
So I said, “No u!” And unplugged his life support
I went to see my brothers band play a gig today, and in the middle of a song, they lost power. Dad immediately said "This wasn't what I had in mind when you said (band name) Unplugged!".
Groans all around.
I currently work in a deli and a coworker and I were doing some deep cleaning behind our fryers. We noticed a bit of grease build up on the electrical plugs. She unplugged them and I mentioned I wonder if grease conducts electricity. She blurted out, "It would shock me if it did."
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