Unscrew Puns

A list of puns related to "Unscrew"

Every time I have to screw/unscrew something.

"Now don't forget, righty tight, lefty loosey. Just like with woman."

After 21 years I still haven't quite figured out what he's getting at.

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👤︎ u/Thromok
📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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Why'd the barber unscrew every other lightbulb?

To cut costs

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👤︎ u/hutimuti
📅︎ Nov 30 2016
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What is a difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/AsrorAkhmedov
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb

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👤︎ u/Moony-7
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body

Then I was born.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

EDIT: An older gentleman spent the whole afternoon in the gas station telling dad jokes to every customer that walked through the door. This was mine.

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👤︎ u/intergalactictrash
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Really proud of this dadjoke I got on my friend.

My handy friend is trying to fix an issue with my laptop. He's working on unscrewing the screws in order to get where he is trying to go.

Friend: "Why are so many of these screws hidden?"

Me: "Maybe they need to have kids".

Friend: looks at me confused, "huh?"

Me: "Well you need to have kids in order to be apparent".

I laugh hysterically as my friend facepalms.

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👤︎ u/ChampionshipRounds
📅︎ Apr 23 2014
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What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/MikeHunt_004
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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whats the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

you can unscrew a lightbulb

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👤︎ u/volpesalvatore
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/Valdagast
📅︎ May 12 2020
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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.

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👤︎ u/edgydonut
📅︎ May 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb

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👤︎ u/Imakehamforalivin
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew the lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/bbbbra
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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What’s the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/RageMonster17
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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👤︎ u/LoneZGamer
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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