By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered

butter flies!!

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Don't worry, I've got a congealed wepon permit.
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📅︎ Jan 25 2018
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I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag

The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon

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📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a jelotine gun?

A congealed weapon

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👤︎ u/wrldoasis
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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I tried to go into a store with a gelatin revolver

But I was arrested for having a congealed weapon

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👤︎ u/Mattro30
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call a gun made of gelatin that is owned illegally?

a congealed weapon

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📅︎ Jun 13 2018
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My girlfriends dad

She used the word congealed. I told her I like the word coagulate better. Her dad then chimes in with "Coagulate: when two dogs wag their tails in unison."

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👤︎ u/5K337Lord
📅︎ Jan 09 2014
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