My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs …

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing β€œDanger Zone” nine times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Great, just got kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sattoth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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This guy comes up to me at the karaoke bar and asks, "Are you the guy who spends all night singing Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am", I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I went to karaoke last night. I sang Danger Zone five times, but they wouldn’t let me do it for a sixth time.

They said I had to many Loggins attempts.

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"Hey, aren't you the guy who did that great Shaggy impersonation at karaoke last night?"

"It wasn't me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durgwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My mom said she had trouble hitting the high notes in a karaoke song.

She said it was because she was too short and didn't have the right shoes on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WEEBERMAN
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"

Me: "She won't Du et"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chriskj2006
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Several orthopedists walk into a karaoke bar.

They’re all like β€œI wanna dance with somebody, I wanna heal the feet with somebody...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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My two sisters were really thinking about doing some karaoke together...

Anyway, it got very annoying after a while so I said: "Well, just duet already!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobinTGG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I got booted off stage at a Karaoke bar. I was trying to sing 'Danger Zone' from that Top Gun movie. I forgot the lyrics three times.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slartibartfastBB
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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My coworker Sam likes to go karaoke, but never tells anyone. Fortunately the wristwatch he wears the next day is a big giveaway

Samsung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFullCircleK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?

Dan, sing Queen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I'm a karaoke host. Last night I had a singer named, Alexa.

She signed up to sing The Killers. Right before she sang, I said, "Alexa, play The Killers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antireactive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend

just duet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frientjamin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2016
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If someone gets their timing wrong during Karaoke...

...it can now be called "Mariah Carey-oke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackbrandt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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I sang "Lola" at karaoke and was boo'd off stage

This Kink-shaming has to stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelmorph
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2016
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Why couldn't the pony perform in the karaoke contest?

He was a little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HE77B0Y
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Karaoke barred

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone 5 times...

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanatheapostate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

So I have to duet alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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I was kicked out of the karaoke bar for singing Highway To The Danger Zone 3 times in a row.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotter66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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When I went to Karaoke Night, I was asked, "You the guy who only sings Neil Diamond songs?"

"I am," I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sickspaq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I guess I'll have to duet alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Just got kicked out of karaoke for singing Danger Zone three times in a row ...

... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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