Why are programmers so good at dancing?
They have great algorithm.
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I tried clog dancing this weekend.
Unfortunately the Drano kept burning my feet.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?
It's called polka-haunt-us
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Berty Dancing.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I finally watched Dirty Dancing for the first time.
I had the time of my life.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.
It was some pretty good chore-eography.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you know bees communicate by dancing?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I have a dancing fish
The only problem is that it only does it once and lasts about 20 seconds
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A man walks in to a bar. On the bar is a duck tap dancing on a biscuit tin.
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck.
The man refuses at first but eventually agreed.
As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts.
Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing.
Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Did you hear about the dancing bird?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
My 9 month pregnant wife is ready to have our child any day now, but they just wonβt come. Sheβs tried everything she can at this point. Sex, walking, dancing, spicy foods, etc... So when I asked her what I could do to help she said βany means necessary.β
To which I replied βNo it doesnβt.β
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I just went to go visit my late grandmother buried in the cemetery, but when I went there I found her dancing!
It was quite the Plot Twist
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why are cows bad at dancing?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I was dancing with a woman in a bar and things were getting heated.
"Want to go back to my place?" I asked.
"Of course," she replied.
I said, "Here are the keys. Make sure you let the dog out for a shit."
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︎ Sep 08 2020
This week on Dancing With the Tsars
Ivan was Terrible, Peter & Catherine were Great, and Boris was Godunov.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Line dancing
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︎ Jun 12 2020
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, Iβve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing
Must be the Al gore rhythm.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
What do you call a dancing ghost?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Every year on July 4th a group of ants get together inside a pen and have a dancing party.
It's "In the Pen Dance Day"!
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Why are K-Pop groups good at dancing?
They know all the Korea-graphy
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I tried to write a code for dancing robots but it didnβt work
I guess it had no algorithm
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︎ May 02 2020
Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I was convicted of feloniously inept dancing, and the probation officer said I was a high risk for recidivism.
But then I did the hokey-pokey, and I turned myself around.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
You know, whenever I'm doing math the numbers won't stop dancing on my page.
I guess logorhythms confuse me.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Why did the man with his fingers in an electrical socket stop dancing?
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︎ Jan 24 2020
βNobody puts Baby in the conerβ - Patrick Swayztree in βDirtree Dancingβ
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︎ Oct 26 2019
If you were moving something illegal, and a cop caught you, but you started dancing....
Who 'bust a move'? You or the cop?
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︎ Jul 28 2019
My friend and I went to a basketball game dressed like dancing chickens, and got immediately escorted out of the arena.
Because two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I bought a dancing monkey the other day
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Why is a carpet fitter so good at dancing?
He's always cutting the rug
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︎ Sep 25 2019
We went to a wedding and my drunk wife asked me what I thought of her dancing.
I said, βYou are just staggering.β
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︎ Oct 04 2018
To the bastard who stole my limbo dancing equipment...
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︎ Jul 07 2019
Dancing Queen used to have a lot of profanity in its lyrics, but after computers became common...
No one needed an abba cuss.
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︎ Apr 06 2017
My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
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︎ Oct 06 2018
When you're dancing with your hunny and your nose gets kind of runny you might think it's funny,
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︎ Jun 13 2018
What's the difference between prancing and dancing?
Just a little PR, I guess
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︎ May 20 2019
A tap dancing career is one L away from a lap dancing career...
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︎ Dec 13 2018
Square-dancing is a terribe way to get around.
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︎ May 06 2019
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
At a friendβs wedding, my drunk girlfriend came up to me and asked what I thought of her dancing.
I said, βItβs quite staggering.β
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