Sour Cream and Jive
It was a JIVE turkey!
My parents are in town for a visit. Keep in mind that I have a 3 year old, so the dad jokes have doubled around here lately.
We go eat and I'm sharing a big burger with my wife. It has a fried egg on it, which I don't like, so I gave her the half with the yolk in it. She bit into it and the yolk broke and dribbled all over her hand. Before I could say anything, my dad mumbles, "Looks like the yolk's on you".
I said, " NOOOOOOOOO you beat me to it!" as my wife and my mom rolled their eyes and groaned. I'm pretty good at the dad jokes, but my dad has the grandfather buff or something.
So i was picking up my strep throat perscription with my dad. He was taking a look at readers glasses. So he asks me "hey, how do i look?" To which i replied "With your eyes" and he was all "No i mean with the glasses." Which i replied. "Glasses or not. You still look with your eyes." He groaned and called me a Jive. It was a win.
