If Apple owned a dance stadium, would it be called the MacArena?
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I was out in the club and they played "The Twist," so I did the twist. They played "the Macarena," so I did the Macarena.

Then they played "Come On Eileen" and I got kicked out.

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I did the Macarena, the Mashed Potato, the Funky Chicken and had my young daughter absolutely rolling over with laughter. My wife had a face like thunder though and hissed…

"Get off my mother's grave, NOW!"

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📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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My son came up to me today and asked, "can you please stop singing Wonderwall?"

I said maybe...

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